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how will i know you?

Nice Shoe

by Chexy on January 5, 2012

The Tory Burch “Layce” sandal, available at Nordstrom.

ty Miss O.

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How Will I Know You? Bad Christmas Sweater

by Chexy on November 28, 2011

It would be hard to top this delish-a-trocius sweater for sheer horribleness, but over the next few weeks, I’ll try.

One couldn’t pay for this sweater, she had to have made it herself. This is what happens when you drink and sew.

Here’s a holiday wrap that invites you to bring on the egg nog… and pour it all over this mess. Ho ho ho.

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Lady Sings the Blues

by Chexy on November 2, 2011

Lady shares her views on the American justice system. I don’t quite understand what they are, but she shares them.

for E.

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The View of Gabby

by Chexy on November 2, 2011

Gabourey Sidibe appeared on “The View” Monday.

Can you spot her?

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Greased Lighting

by Chexy on October 28, 2011

Olivia Newton-John as seen last night at the Rome Film Festival, and “Entertainment Tonight” chatterbox Steven Cojocaru as seen last month at an Emmy party.

Cheeks is the word.

ht J.Lo

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Gabourey Sidibe, Beautiful in Blue

by Chexy on October 18, 2011

A very demure Gabourey Sidibe as seen at the 2011 National Art Awards at Cipriani last night in NYC.

Gabby is wearing a figure-hugging blue sheath, with slits up the sides (they are not rips) to reveal a darling print skirt underneath. The neckline reveals only her elbow cleavage.

Add a pair of hot red heels and no Spanx, and the look is complete!

Wireimage

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Born This Way?

by Chexy on October 14, 2011

Former man Amanda Lepore at some opening in NYC last night, and occasional man Lady Gaga somewhere sometime.

It is believed that neither has a penis.

by Chexy and Johnny Lopez

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First Lady Halloween Masks

by Chexy on October 13, 2011

My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”

I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.

What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.

Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.

The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.

This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.

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Best in Fashion Show

by Chexy on September 30, 2011

Some of the faces seen at the Balmain Ready to Wear Spring/Summer 2012 show at Paris Fashion Week. Anna Wintour and her permabob, Princess Siriwanwaree Nareerat of Thailand (pronounced “Siriwanwaree Nareerat”), and hot mom/style kvetch Rachel Zoe.

They all look ready for a catwalk!

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title by J.Lo

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Faceland

by Chexy on September 26, 2011

Priscilla Presley with Elvis on their wedding day, May 1, 1967… and on Saturday at a premiere in Hollywood at age 66.

She hasn’t changed a bit in almost 45 years. As a Scientologist, she is vehemently anti-psychiatry.

And it shows.

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