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Betty Deuce to the Games!

by Chexy on September 5, 2010

Betty Deuce, looking like a box of See’s Candy, took the kids, Chuck and Anne, out for a day at the Highland Games in Braemar on Saturday. The elderly tots were well behaved until Chuck told one of his vulgar stories, which Anne clearly enjoyed…

and her majesty did not.

Camilla did not appear, as Charles looked better in a skirt than she did.

Indigo/Getty

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Walk Like an Egyptian

by Chexy on September 2, 2010

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak breaks into an unexpected two-step in the White House East Room, as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu walks past him.

President Obama, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud “Grumpy” Abbas and King Abdullah II of Jordan briefly applauded, and then they all went into another round of peace talks, followed by a round of pinochle and a deli platter.

Oy, that Hosni, such a kibbitzer!

Alex Wong/Getty

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Joan of Ack

by Chexy on August 26, 2010

Joan Rivers celebrates the release of her new line of Joan Rivers Cheek Implants, available exclusively on QVC.

from Joan’s Alteredfacebook page

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Zsa Zsa Leaves Reagan Med. Center, LiLo Next

by Chexy on August 17, 2010

Zsa Zsa, 93, has left the building… she has refused further medical treatment after undergoing several operations in the past weeks, and has returned to her Bel-Air home (once owned by Elvis — who died August 16, 1977).

Lindsay Lohan, 47, meanwhile, is still being held in rehab at the same medical center, where she has been ostensibly cured of what ails her after just two weeks, and reports today say Dina Lohan is taking her home to Long Island.

Only one is going to a better place.

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Ho Down

by Chexy on August 9, 2010

Talentless porn star Kim Kardashian wore her hair (and face) pulled back for the 2010 Teen Choice Awards in Universal City last night, where she was photographed while attempting to alert an aide that she could no longer move her mouth to speak, and having heard her voice, no one offered assistance.

A rumored six pounds of foundation were used to create Miss Kardashian’s look, including a new shade of flesh-tone lipstick called “Blow Ho” by Revlon, yet another fail of the flesh-tone look.

An EMT was slightly injured when Kim’s eyelash cut his arm.

Jason Merritt/Getty Images

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It’s Not Looking Good

by Chexy on July 30, 2010

A team of medical, security and military professionals at Queen Elizabeth Hospital give Prince Charles the bad word about Camilla’s hair.

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Uh Oh!

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Gabourey Sidibe is informed that she just missed the lunch buffet… as seen during a panel for the upcoming show, “The Big C” — at the Summer TV Critics tour in Beverly Hills.

No one was injured.

Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

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A Dog’s Life

by Chexy on July 13, 2010

Prince Harry and a puppy cloned from his hair, as seen during a visit to Canine Partners Training Centre in Midhurst.

Kirsty Wigglesworth/WPA Pool/Getty Images

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Lohan’s Lips Wreak Havoc in Beverly Hills

by Chexy on July 6, 2010

Streets in Beverly Hills were cleared to make way for Lindsay Lohan’s lips to enter a courtroom there this morning, where she’s getting millions of dollars worth of free publicity while they determine if she violated her probation.

Several bystanders were injured as her upper lip pushed past a metal detector. One paparazzo was knocked unconscious when Lohan swooped past him. Charges have not yet been filed.

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