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last hurrahs

Turban Tuesday: Lana Turner

by Chexy on May 8, 2012

The utterly stunning Lana Turner, rocking the turban in 1946′s “The Postman Always Rings Twice.”

Chexy always posts Lana Turner twice.

The “Postman” costume was designed by Irene, who in 1962 slit her wrists (although that’s disputed) and jumped from the 14th floor of the Knickerbocker Hotel in Hollywood (not disputed). She was reportedly distraught over the death of her true love, Gary Cooper, in 1961.

In 1948, legendary film director D.W. Griffith dropped dead in the hotel lobby of a cerebral hemorrhage at 73.

On March 3, 1966, William Frawley (best known as Fred Mertz) collapsed a half block away and was carried to the Knickerbocker lobby where they were unable to revive him.

He was 79.

Gay American poet Frank O’Hara wrote this lovely poem about Lana Turner.

O’Hara, 40, was killed when a dune buggy ran over him on Fire Island, July 24, 1966.

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Let’s Play ‘Who’s Not Dead?!’

by Chexy on April 29, 2012

Here’s a fun game for a sunny Sunday! Let’s play “Who’s Not Dead?!”

Watch the below clip from the 1974 gala celebrating the premiere of “That’s Entertainment!”

See if you can guess how many aren’t dead!

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Farewell, Newt

by Chexy on April 27, 2012

Oh, sad news. Newt Gingrich plans to finally get out of the Republican race for president. Yeah, he’s still in it.

It’s been wonderful having Callista Gingrich’s hair in our midst, and I will look for every opportunity to celebrate it.

God bless America.

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Callista Gingrich’s hair won the Georgia primary today, bringing the State of Georgia yet another dubious tonsorial and political distinction, with a whopping 48% of the vote.

Various exit polls were abandoned when pollsters were overcome by hairspray fumes. Two were hospitalized in Gwinnett County alone.

“I know I haven’t got a chance,” said her hair, “because y’all are so jelly of me.”

The hair then refused to speak until it concedes the race to Ann Romney’s vapidity.

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Newt Hits a Bad Streak

by Chexy on February 2, 2012

Callista Gingrich and her roots sign autographs at a campaign stop.

Newt is apparently doing very badly with women voters.

It seems women don’t like it when men dump their sick wives and get a trophy wife 23 years younger and buy her half a million dollars worth of Tiffany’s jewelry. What a surprise.

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Talk Back after You Kack!

by Chexy on January 5, 2012

Don’t you wish you could post something to Facebook after you die? Just in case the WiFi is wonky in heaven, or wherever you’re going, here’s the perfect solution.

via Vulture
ty Steve D.

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Michelle Bachmann, Loser

by Chexy on January 4, 2012

For Republican whack job Michelle Bachmann, It’s back to her day job as Satan’s secretary a Minnesota Representative, after the 55-year-old neo-fascist came in 6th in the Iowa caucuses, having received a terrifying 5% of the vote. She can also go back to her husband’s counseling practice (he’s not a licensed psychologist in Minnesota), where they attempt to transform homosexuals into heteros.

This photo doesn’t help.

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Kim Jong Il — The Holiday Card

by Chexy on December 20, 2011

Merry Christmas… in hell!

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Duchess of Alba: The Beautiful Bride

by Chexy on October 5, 2011

I knew you’d want a closer look at her jewelry.

The Duchess of Alba, 85, on her third wedding day today.

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The Liz Loot

by Chexy on September 28, 2011

Here’s a look at some of the Elizabeth Taylor collections coming up for auction at Christie’s.

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