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Friday Face: Veronica Lake

by Chexy on August 26, 2011

That’s a face that launched a million peek-a-boo hairdos, belonging to one Veronica Lake, stunning star of one of my favorite films, “Sullivan’s Travels,” perhaps the best film ever made about making films.

When Veronica was 10, her father died in an industrial explosion, in Philadelphia, no less. What a place to blow up.

She was expelled from an all-girls Catholic boarding school in Montreal, not the worst fate that can befall a girl, but she was likely schizophrenic, and you know how reticent those schizos can be about admitting that.

Through her mother’s second marriage, Veronica ended up in Beverly Hills (of all places) and got work at RKO as a teen. She made it big in 1941 by stealing almost every scene in “I Wanted Wings.” She was 19, married an art director who was much older, and had the first of her 4 children.

Lake was frequently paired with Alan Ladd because he was 5’5″ and she was 4’11″. During WWII, Veronica Lake’s sex appeal made her a favorite pinup girl among soldiers, along with Rita Hayworth and Betty Grable.

Her drinking and erratic behavior earned her a rotten reputation in Tinseltown, where the sultry blonde began to rust like so much war surplus. Joel McCrea turned down a second film with her, saying, “Life’s too short for two films with Veronica Lake.”

During filming of the Nazi spy drama “The Hour Before the Dawn,” she fell on a cable while pregnant and began hemorrhaging. She recovered, but the child was born prematurely and died a week later of uremic poisoning.

Noir scribe Raymond Chandler began calling her “Moronica Lake.” She married Hungarian horror director Andre de Toth and had two more kids. It was rumored that one of them was Alan Ladd’s. Her mother sued her for support. It was 1944, and Veronica was earning $4,500 a week… the equivalent of $56,684 in today’s dollars.

Here’s a couple of minutes of her magnetism, a few stills and some footage, with a cornball song I love. Oh, and there’s more to this story…

She got a pilot’s license and was able to fly solo coast-to-coast, and turned 24.

By 1951 she was divorced again, and her assets were seized by the IRS for unpaid taxes. How did stars blow all that dough?! She managed to get some work on TV and the stage, and remarried in 1955, this time to a songwriter, divorcing him in ’59. She broke her ankle and was arrested for public drunkenness. The big sink from the drink and red ink stinks.

A reporter discovered her working as a barmaid in a Manhattan hotel, and wrote up the story, and as a result she got some work on TV. For a brief time in 1966 she was a TV hostess in Maryland. Have you been to Maryland? She moved to Hollywood… Florida, where her paranoia kicked in; she believed she was stalked by the FBI.

Her autobiography was published in 1972. She used the money from it to finance her last film, “Flesh Feast,” a low-budget horror flick with some kind of Nazi storyline. She moved to England and was married a fourth time — to a sea captain. That didn’t work out either. She filed for divorce and returned to the US in 1973, age 50.

She was immediately hospitalized with hepatitis and renal failure (alcoholics get that) and died, in Burlington, Vermont on July 7, 1973. Her ashes were scattered off the Virgin Islands, per her request. This is a pic of her near the end…

Below is the original trailer for “Flesh Feast,” in which she plays a mad scientist, uttering the classic line, “What’s the matter, don’t you like my little maggots?!”

And that’s today’s Friday Face, with a peek-a-boo ‘do. Happy Friday, everyone! I love you all!

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Will and Jada to Split?

by Chexy on August 23, 2011

There’s no confirmation from their camps yet, but InTouch is reporting that the precociously lovey-dovey twosome, box-office star Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting like Jada’s legs in the above photo.

They were featured in this month’s Architectural Digest, with their home in which everything is handmade… and if you’ve ever been to a craft store, you know how hideous that can be. He should let Jada keep the house. No loss.

Will and Jada are also rumored to be secret Scientologists (among other things), just like J.Lo… whose marriage also kacked this summer.

Jada’s currently starring in the hospital melodrama “HawthoRNe” on TV — perhaps she can resuscitate her marriage.

Scientology wants all the money!

UPDATE: After nearly a full day of internet rumors, the Smiths issued a statement denying the split. Which means only one thing: they’ll split next month.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on August 20, 2011


Today would have been author Jacqueline Susann’s 90th birthday (dates vary), so it’s all Valley of the Dolls, all the time.

Here’s Dionne in a swing.

Judy Garland had the part, but she kacked.

Let’s watch the catfight, shall we? Yes.

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Birthday: Helen Thomas

by Chexy on August 4, 2011

Nonogenarian Jew-hater and disgraced doyenne of the White House Press Corps, Helen Thomas turns 91 today.

Yasser Arafat hasn’t been dead long enough (just since 2004).

In October, the Council on American-Islamic Relations gave Thomas a lifetime achievement award.

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The Nutty Alien

by Chexy on June 29, 2011

Jerry Lewis, photographed today in Melbourne where he’s recovering from exhaustion, and an “Alien” chatchka.

Only one used to throw away his socks after one wearing, and only one has been known for his scary outbursts.

Wayne Taylor, Sydney Morning Herald
ty Johnny Lopez

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Remembering: Bobby Kennedy

by Chexy on June 6, 2011

Robert F. Kennedy on the cover of TIME on May 24, 1968, as painted by Roy Lichtenstein. Kennedy was shot and killed 12 days later at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, now a school named for him.

“Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total; of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.”

for Gina

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Soap Bubbles

by Chexy on May 20, 2011

Reality TV star Sarah Palin as she appeared last night on FOX News, talking about the “fire in her belly” for the 2012 election (too bad it isn’t self-immolation), and outgoing “All My Children” star Susan Lucci.

One is a celebrated loser.

for Katzy

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Remembering Jacqueline Kennedy

by Chexy on May 18, 2011

Maria Shriver’s aunt, Jacqueline Kennedy, died 17 years ago tomorrow at age 64.

WWJD?

for Gina

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Call in the Calvary

by Chexy on April 22, 2011

Calvary by Andrea Mantegna, 1460

Click picture for larger image, then right click for free Jesus wallpaper!

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Gummy news anchress Katie Couric finally got her walkeen papers from CBS… they’re now talkeen about an exit deal for the hammy teleprompter queen, whose gums apparently prevent her from enunciation of syllables endeen in “ing.” She is seriously workeen my last nerve.

Of course, this means she goes on to have her own “specials,” like Joan Lunden and Jane Pauley (‘memba them?) — which tells me we haven’t heard the last of her not being able to speak properly.

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