In a surprise move, a Florida prosecutor has announced that George Zimmerman will be prosecuted for murder most foul.
We need stricter junk food control laws.
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Former child star Lindsay Lohan appeared in court yesterday, wearing this salute to Malibu Barbie’s 50th anniversary reissue, even matching the color of her outfit!
Only one has synthetic parts, a Dynel weave, and a hollow skull.
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Lakers darling Kobe Bryant won’t be charged in the matter of a church scuffle in San Diego in which a man claimed he was injured by Kobe at St. Therese of Carmel last August, when Bryant reportedly snatched the man’s cell phone from his hand, thinking he was taking pictures of the tongue-wagging ball tosser.
Kobe is not a rapist or an adulterer, and he’s not a brawler.
No photos, please.
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In what was apparently one of the most despicable and cynical efforts to garner publicity for television shows, the L.A. Sheriff’s Department has announced that there is no evidence that Natalie Wood’s death was anything other than accidental.
The alleged “reopening” of the case coincided with the CBS show “48 Hours” doing a segment on Natalie’s demise 30 years ago and Robert Wagner’s appearance on “NCIS.”
It took them 30 years to reopen the case, and six weeks to say there was nothing there. Reprehensible charade!
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For those of you who sleep-in on Sundays, you missed Judge Judy being profiled on “CBS Sunday Morning.” Here’s the footage… and get a load of that house!
Don’t judge her.
ty Porgy
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A transgender woman is suing Khloe Kardashian for an alleged assault.
This is not the transgender woman.
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That’s because she is, honey.
Miss Tyra Sanchez, winner of Season 2 of “Ru Paul’s Drag Race,” was busted Tuesday near Atlanta on weed charges, reports TMZ.
It seems Miss Thing was riding in a Chevy Impala with too-tinted windows, and cops smelled marijuana when they pulled the car over… and busted Mr. James Ross, 23, better known as the boobalicious Tyra, so they dragged her ass off to Gwinnett County Detention Center, where I’m sure the inmates wigged out.
Couldn’t they give a girl a little time to prep for her mug shot?
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Lindsay Lohan, as she appeared on her way into court today wearing beige pleatherene, to face a judge on the necklace theft charge (she’ll await a trial now), and below, an old Naugahyde sofa for sale on Craigslist.
Who knows how many people have slept on that thing?
Getty
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Oy, you think you’ve got troubles? Look at this guy, Dr. Conrad Murray. He thought he had a great gig, and Michael Jackson wakes up dead while in his care. Only Charlie Sheen has worse timing. I have some pity for this guy, though, really — his dye job is terrible. He’ll be 58 in February, and Michael Jackson will still be dead.
Katherine Jackson, on the other hand, looks pretty good. It’s great hair, great lipstick and a really good manicure. The suit is helped by the fact that you can’t really see it in this picture. She wisely decided not to trot out her grandchildren to attend the preliminary hearing. She’s giving me a Rose Kennedy vibe — she made it to 102.
Rose’s daughter, Rosemary Kennedy, (below, in wheelchair) victim of a botched lobotomy, died on this day in 2005.
Doctors.
AP, Fatboy
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