Lindsay Lohan (left) as seen yesterday in an L.A. courtroom where the judge checked up on her parole, and a 1965 Glamour Misty from the Ideal Toy Corporation (right).
One has atrocious man-made hair, painted eyebrows and plastic lips. Look at her.
Lindsay Lohan as she appeared in court today, where she was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating terms of her parole, and the Fit Bitty Baby doll.
Lady Gaga (left), as she appeared last night at a concert in Sunrise, Fla., and Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti at an image improvement photo op yesterday to gauge the response to LiLo playing Vicki in the alleged “Gotti” movie.
One has unnatural yellow hair and a frighteningly empty expression.
Lindsay Lohan, as she appeared on her way into court today wearing beige pleatherene, to face a judge on the necklace theft charge (she’ll await a trial now), and below, an old Naugahyde sofa for sale on Craigslist.
Who knows how many people have slept on that thing?