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Lindsay Lohan and Lizabeth Scott

by Chexy on May 10, 2012

Lindsay Lohan appeared with a freshly inflated face last night at some nonsense in NYC… looking more like reptilian ’50s actress Lizabeth Scott than Elizabeth Taylor.

Scott, who will be 90 this year, appeared in 2010 at a screening of “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers.” Lohan will be 62 in in July.

Both never married.

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Elizabeth Taylor Speaks from Heaven

by Chexy on April 26, 2012

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The Lindsay Lohan Face Morph

by Chexy on April 3, 2012

Lindsay Lohan, 25, and her face… it keeps changing. Watch this video, if you dare.

via Huffington Post

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Lindsay Lohan in Fashion Violation

by Chexy on March 29, 2012

In what promises not to be her last court appearance, Lindsay Lohan wore this 1970s polyester suit, which was available in a men’s version in the Montgomery Ward catalog in 1975 for only $27.88. Real Dacron!

One of them has a little man between the legs.

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Lindsay Lohan a Redhead Again

by Chexy on March 9, 2012

Lindsay Lohan has returned to her natural red hair color, following her unfortunate performance on “SNL” last week.

Yup, she looks a lot better. She’s positively bewitching.

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Lohan, Queen of Diamonds

by Chexy on March 6, 2012

Lindsay Lohan on the “Today” show trying to keep a straight face, and Carolyn Jones (best known as Morticia on “The Addams Family”) as “Marsha, Queen of Diamonds” as she appeared on the “Batman” TV show in 1966.

In these pictures, one is 36. Both stole diamonds.

Fun Facts: Carolyn Jones was Aaron Spelling’s first wife. (Tori’s dad.)
The part of Marsha was originally written for Zsa Zsa Gabor, but she was replaced by Jones.
Zsa Zsa would later portray “Minerva,” the last villainess in the series.

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Lindsay Lohan on ‘SNL’

by Chexy on March 5, 2012

No, that’s not Lindsay Lohan surveying the wreckage of her career… that’s Lori Hall looking for items to salvage in what’s left of the home of her aunt and uncle after it was leveled by a twister in Henryville, Indiana.

American Red Cross of Indianapolis
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Lindsay Lohan on ‘Today’ Show

by Chexy on March 1, 2012

Lindsay Lohan is sober, but she doesn’t know how long it’s been, and she’s ready to host “SNL” this weekend. Lohan, 52, looks ready for the task, and has learned something about keeping up appearances by working in the L.A. County Morgue.

She looks remarkably alive.

Illustrated gif by I Have 4 Cats

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Malibu Lindsay

by Chexy on February 23, 2012

Former child star Lindsay Lohan appeared in court yesterday, wearing this salute to Malibu Barbie’s 50th anniversary reissue, even matching the color of her outfit!

Only one has synthetic parts, a Dynel weave, and a hollow skull.

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My Little Lindsay

by Chexy on February 9, 2012

Perennial arrestee Lindsay Lohan and a “dry-ass wig”* as she appeared at the amfAR benefit last night in Manhattan, and a My Little Pony toy.

One has synthetic parts, tattoos and a plastic mom.

*Lashauwn Beyond on drag queen DiDa Ritz on “RuPaul’s Drag Race”: “DiDa Ritz look a mess… that dry-ass wig, and that awful-ass make-up…”

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