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Lindsay Lohan Gets Misty

by Chexy on January 18, 2012

Lindsay Lohan (left) as seen yesterday in an L.A. courtroom where the judge checked up on her parole, and a 1965 Glamour Misty from the Ideal Toy Corporation (right).

One has atrocious man-made hair, painted eyebrows and plastic lips. Look at her.

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Friday Face: Donatella Versace

by Chexy on December 23, 2011

Donatella Versace, age 56, is today’s Friday Face, a face that one remembers long after encountering it, mainly because of retinal searing.

Below is the photo from her website, which I would assume is the one in which she is best represented.

Yes, she looks great there, doesn’t she? Here’s how she looked a few years ago…

Some things just get better with age.

Some don’t.

Here’s another look at Donatella…

Oh. Amy tells me that’s Lindsay Lohan, sorry.

For her courage and talent, and her rare form of beauty, and with my apologies, Donatella Versace is today’s Friday Face.

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Lindsay Lohan Making Progress

by Chexy on December 15, 2011

Lindsay and her destroyed blonde swimming pool hair at yesterday’s probation progress hearing, and a creepy blonde doll (right).

At a recent court appearance, and a “fit bitty baby.”

And at another court appearance, with 1959 Barbie.

She’s a doll, people.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets 30 Days

by Chexy on November 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan as she appeared in court today, where she was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating terms of her parole, and the Fit Bitty Baby doll.

One has the mental capacity of a doll.

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Did you love Lindsay Lohan’s horror zombie drag queen makeup today in court?

With a little help from “Drag Race” supahstah Manila Luzon, you can grab the look for yourself!

Chexydecimal, always on the beauty beat, so you can beat your face to look fabulous.

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Ali Lohan Undergoes the Change

by Chexy on September 7, 2011

Ali Lohan, 17, as seen in April 2010, and as seen recently in Beverly Hills.

They grow up and visit clinics so quickly these days.

What didn’t she have done?

via ONTD

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Little Monsters

by Chexy on April 13, 2011

Lady Gaga (left), as she appeared last night at a concert in Sunrise, Fla., and Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti at an image improvement photo op yesterday to gauge the response to LiLo playing Vicki in the alleged “Gotti” movie.

One has unnatural yellow hair and a frighteningly empty expression.

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Lohan — What Do You See?

by Chexy on April 1, 2011

Allegedly lightfingered Lindsay Lohan as she appeared last night at a screening of “Source Code” in NYC, and a Rorschach inkblot.

One is a standard by which to judge craziness.

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Lindsay Lohan: Sofa, So Good

by Chexy on March 10, 2011

Lindsay Lohan, as she appeared on her way into court today wearing beige pleatherene, to face a judge on the necklace theft charge (she’ll await a trial now), and below, an old Naugahyde sofa for sale on Craigslist.

Who knows how many people have slept on that thing?

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Lindsay Lohan is a Doll

by Chexy on February 23, 2011

Accused thief Lindsay Lohan as she appeared in an L.A. courthouse this morning, and the 1959 Barbie.

One has exaggerated features, a bad dye job and an empty head.

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