Undead Cuban dictator and human rights violator Fidel Castro, 84, claps after delivering a speech at the University of Havana on Friday… and a cymbal monkey.
So alike, and yet only one will eventually stop playing the same tune because it will be dead.
Queen Sonja of Norway, wearing what I can only hope is some sort of ceremonial garb, as seen Thursday in Luster at the reopening of Urnes Stave Church, which is on UNESCO’s World Heritage List. And the Queen of Diamonds.
So alike, and yet only one was born on the 4th of July, 1937.
Musical brothers Joel and Benji Madden (left or right, doesn’t matter) as seen last night at a Good Charlotte concert in Sydney, and executed 1920′s anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti.
So alike, and yet only two of them were definitely guilty — of bad taste.
Designer Vivienne Westwood as seen at a press view of “Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010″ at Selfridges in London, and MoonDreamers Evil Scowlene from Hasbro (enemy of My Little Pony).
So alike, and yet only one keeps everyone awake at night with her nightmare crystals.
Della Reese, 79, and “Dallas” star Linda Gray, 70 next month, as they appeared last night at the opening of “Expecting Mary” in NYC, and a hippo and a bird.
"These are simple people. The common clay. The salt of the earth. You know... morons."
--Gene Wilder as "The Waco Kid" in Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"