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That paragon of journalism, The Mirror, has done an age progression for Suri Cruise, theorizing that this is how the brainwashed fashionista moppet will look when she’s 25.
This is not taking into account her future cult deprogramming, possible drug abuse and prison time.
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They say Michele Bachmann was deliberately made to look crazy-eyed on the cover of Newsweek.
Who’s to judge?
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This idiot. Below you’ll find, in her own words, what makes Sarah Palin this week’s Putz of the Week, along with the fact that she had a fork pizza lunch with frequent POTW Donald Trump.
In her revenge bus tour (seen above), she has not given her schedule to the press, causing all media to scramble to follow her. Why do they bother? She’s copy, that’s why.
I wish they’d stop.
I do hope she’ll be the Republican candidate, but I doubt it will happen. Who would elect such a putz as President? Republicans, that’s who.
Here, in her own words, the reasons Sarah Palin is this week’s Putz of the Week.
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin says she is “still kind of contemplating” a presidential bid.
Asked by reporters about her plans, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee said, “Why should everyone jump in there right now and start beating each other up in this primary process, showing the other guys our playbook? There’s plenty of time…”
“I’ve said before that George Washington is my favorite founding father because he was reluctant to serve, and yet he rose to the great challenges before him.”
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“I’ve been baking a lasagna all day and you wanna eat Spaghetti Os? Heeeeeeeelllll no!”
That’s how it must have gone down this past weekend in the Kenai Peninsula area of Alaska when Benjamin Peterson’s live-in BF, Dustin Clark, chose to have a can of the horrid Os instead of Benny’s homemade lasagna, causing Ben to go off — breaking household items and throwing furniture, kicking a stove, and eventually breaking a glass door.
Don’t F with a bitch who’s been cooking for you all damned day!
According to an affidavit from Alaska State Trooper Michael Wilson, Clark called 911 on Saturday to report that his BF had assaulted him and was “enraged” and “freaking out” because of the Spaghetti Os.
Peterson was arrested on a criminal mischief charge, poor boy, and must have no contact with Clark, with whom he owns the home.
Via Peninsula Clarion
TY Rick F.
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in can you believe it?, food, for reals, girls will be girls, lovebirds, maniacs, uh-oh, ya gotta love itWith his mouth looking more like an anus every day and functioning much the same as one, Donald Trump pulls a hat trick by becoming the first three-time Putz of the Week, seen here in front of a specially designed restroom for diarrhea of the mouth.
The Donald’s idiocy came to an overcombed crescendo this week with the release of President Obama’s long-form birth certificate, causing “carnival barker” Trump to immediately spin it by taking credit, which made me want to take credit for pushing him off of Trump Tower, if I could only be given the opportunity.
Then, having elevated himself to unbridled schmuckery, he began to question the President’s academic credentials, eliciting cries of racism from the august veteran CBS News journalist Bob Schieffer, among many others.
I have another name for Trump, and it’s Putz of the Week… again.
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War hero and waffler John McCain as seen on “Meet the Press” today, defending “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”… and the great Charles Chaplin, from the LIFE magazine archives.
So alike, and yet one is a great clown and the other is a total clown.
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Real Housewives of New Jersey at some fashion nonsense last night, and real housewife of Alaska, Sarah Palin.
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That’s the October 5, 1902 birthplace of fizzy-voiced Stooge Larry Fine, at the corner of 3rd and South Streets in your Chexy’s hometown of Philadelphia.
Fine was born Louis Feinberg to Russian-Jewish parents who owned a jewelry and watch repair shop. I went to junior high school with a girl who was somehow related to him. She had a wart on her elbow, and I loved her.
Larry, an avid gin rummy player like myself, got slapped into heaven in 1975.
October 5th is the most common birthday, which is attributed to conceptions occurring on New Year’s Eve.
for Bubbles (Happy Birthday!)
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Unhappy 63rd Birthday to double-murderer O.J. Simpson, now serving 9-33 years for robbery and other crimes (not murder) at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada. Seen here with Kim Kardashian’s father, Robert Kardashian, the last one seen with O.J.’s suitcase on the morning after the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.
Kardashian renewed his license to practice law and was named an attorney for Simpson, conveniently preventing him from testifying in the case. He died of esophageal cancer (and no, I never get tired of this).
O.J. will be eligible for parole in 2017, but could do time until roughly 2040, when he’ll be 93.
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