by Chexy on June 30, 2010
Al Jazeera has announced that they’ll now be broadcasting on Britain’s Freeview free digital platform, making the UK its biggest English-speaking market for free TV! You’ll be able to watch all of your favorite shows like:
“American Infidel” with Imam Seacrest”
“The Real Housewives of King Abdullah”
“Dancing with the Scarves”
“Live with Ahmed and Ahmed”
“Everybody Hates Jews”
“Law & Order: What’s That?”
“Dora the Western Whore”
“Ghee”
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Stonings”
“How I Bought Your Mother”
“So You Think You Can Vote?”
“30 Rocks at Habib’s Wife”
“Are You Smarter Than a Terrorist?”
“Arabia’s Next Top Martyr”
“Project Burka”
“Two and a Half Muslims”
“The Paula Abdul Show”
“Iraqi Shore”
“7th Heaven with 100 Virgins”
“Allah in the Family” (repeats)
“The Camel Whisperer” (canceled)
“The Price is Death” (with Drew Carey)
“It’s Always Sunny in Abu Dhabi”
“Ugly Bathsheba”
“As the World Turns Against Us”
“Muhammad XY”
“The Young and the Restless and Easily Brainwashed”
“Really Mad Men”
“Desperate Housewives”
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by Chexy on February 10, 2010
Former cat lady and slow learner of Scotland turned international diva, Miss Susan Boyle, descended upon Spain last night, showering all with her buckets of crazy love.
She’s that adorable, overweight, singing friend of a friend, who wears attention-getting hats that really enhance her appeal… to psychotherapists.
Be careful how much you love her, because she’s prone to tantrums and fits, or having nervous breakdowns and cussing you out when you ask her simple questions, like, “May I show you to your car?” or “Would you like to come to my birthday party?”
And she’s sold 10 million copies of her debut album.
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bad hair, girls will be girls, hot messes, maniacs, oddities, pearl clutch, the internets, whatever
by Chexy on January 21, 2010
Does this skank-eye look familiar?
That’s animal activist and Paul McCartney soaker Heather Mills, attempting a terribly misguided pixie ‘do at the National Television Awards at the O2 Arena in London.
Don’t stare at this picture too long, I can’t be responsible for retinal damage.
Dave M. Benett/Getty Images
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by Chexy on January 13, 2010
by Chexy on January 13, 2010
Foul-tempered paparazzi choker Woody Harrelson, 48, as he appeared at the National Board of Review gala in NYC on Tuesday, and not dead long enough Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley.
So alike… in about ten years.
Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images
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bad hair, bastards, haters, lookalikes, maniacs, power, press
by Chexy on November 23, 2009
by Chexy on November 19, 2009
That harebrained know-nothing from Alaska began her book-signing tour with a stop in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where hundreds awaited her arrival.
As you can see by her fan’s sweater, most of these people have absolutely no clue. Hence, their heroine, Sarah Palin.
One report today said she stands to make $24 million on this book. Life, my friends, isn’t fair. Boycott this right wing crazy whenever possible.
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bad form, can you believe it?, crap, girls will be girls, haters, hos, maniacs, mayhem, morons, my nerves, no, oh the horror, survey said
by Chexy on November 1, 2009
Stylist and reality TV shrew Rachel Zoe was photographed at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party dressed as a starving, brain-damaged Swiss peasant. I barely recognized her.
Photo by Alexandra Wyman/WireImage
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