Just click your heels three times and you’ll be home again.
Personally, I think the flying bubble is the way to go.
Billie Burke as Glinda the Good Witch in “The Wizard of Oz”
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Congratulations to proud daddy John Travolta, whose “wife” Kelly Preston allegedly gave silent birth to a baby boy this morning. Scientolojoy!
Preston, former GF of George Clooney, who gave her a Vietnamese black bristled potbellied pig named Max, who died Dec. 1, 2006, was also the former GF of bad hotel guest Charlie Sheen, from whom she separated in 1990 after he accidentally shot her in the arm.
The Travoltas’ son Jett, who was autistic, died of a seizure while the family vacationed in the Bahamas, which led to an extortion plot against them.
A recent book by Robert Randolph claims Travolta has frequented gay spas where he reportedly prefers the company of Middle Eastern men.
The baby, Benjamin, weighed 8 lbs., 3 ozs. Congratulations to the happy couple!
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Real Housewives of New Jersey at some fashion nonsense last night, and real housewife of Alaska, Sarah Palin.
Of the 60 candidates the Horror from the Tundra endorsed, less than half won.
Still, there’s a trend in the US of elevating idiotic women to positions of prominence. Make it stop.
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Oy, this putz. Only one Gainesville idiot can unify the whole radical Islamic world against the US and Florida… and that’s the un-Christian-like Terry Jones. When he finally backed down, he referred to the “Iman” of the NYC mosque. It’s “Imam,” you putz. This is Iman.
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Five months ago, a captive killer whale killed trainer Dawn Brancheau at SeaWorld in Orlando.
Now SeaWorld has enlisted the help of noted pothead and perennial arrestee Snoop Dogg and this captive sea lion, Clyde, to pump up attendance at their San Diego park. Oh, my nerves.
Please do not support the imprisonment of animals for amusement, or the imprisonment of Snoop Dogg for pot.
Bob Couey – SeaWorld San Diego/Getty Images
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Early last night I fell asleep while watching “Cash Cab” on the Discovery Channel. I woke up in the middle of something called “Ultimate Car Build-Off,” which had two teams of mechanics turning old cars into winged, remote-controlled vehicles they could then “fly” off a cliff… as part of a competition, of course.
I suppose if you jump into the rabbit hole of “Antiques Roadshow,” this is where you come out on the other side.
In a shocking twist, both cars were driven off a cliff, and lo, they crashed, with the ersatz host insisting that at least one “flew.” This, of course, was accompanied by a lot of whooping and making of the sign with fingers and pinkies being hoisted into the air, and I happily do not know what that’s called.
Then I took a nice bubble bath.
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Unhappy 63rd Birthday to double-murderer O.J. Simpson, now serving 9-33 years for robbery and other crimes (not murder) at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada. Seen here with Kim Kardashian’s father, Robert Kardashian, the last one seen with O.J.’s suitcase on the morning after the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.
Kardashian renewed his license to practice law and was named an attorney for Simpson, conveniently preventing him from testifying in the case. He died of esophageal cancer (and no, I never get tired of this).
O.J. will be eligible for parole in 2017, but could do time until roughly 2040, when he’ll be 93.
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Three starlets, 2006.
And later.
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The Kardashian kurvas arrive in Las Vegas via private jet. Mama Kris, Kourtney and Kim took a private plane from Los Angeles, where there are dozens of flights to Las Vegas every day, but these bitches need to take up even more space and screw the earth by making their carbon footprint even larger than sister Khloe’s normal one.
They probably had too much luggage to fly on a regular airline… and speaking of suitcases… Kris’ ex, and the father of Kourtney, Kim and Khloe, was the late OJ “attorney” Robert Kardashian, who was the last person seen with OJ’s suitcase (believed to have contained his bloody clothing), on the morning after Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were found slashed to death. It was never found.
Hopefully, the girls found their suitcases right where they left them.
Denise Truscello/WireImage
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Pope Benny doesn’t like the raids on priests and high-ranking clergy conducted by Belgian authorities investigating child sex abuse. In a statement, B said he wanted to write to the Bishops there, “at this sad moment,” to express his solidarity “for the surprising and deplorable way in which the searches were conducted.”
Chexy Checked: According to a U.S. Conference of Bishops report, 10,667 people in the US made allegations of child sexual abuse between 1950 and 2002 against 4,392 priests.
Perhaps further investigation should include invitations for tea and scones.
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