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Betty Deuce Ready for Turkey Day

by Chexy on November 22, 2011

Oh the poor dear… they told Betty Deuce it was almost Turkey Day in the US, so she asked to meet with the President of Turkey, Abdullah Gul.

Bless her heart, she’s 85.

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Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann, and serial murderer John Wayne Gacy, whose birthplace she confused with the birthplace of the actor John Wayne.

One is a really scary clown.

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One of These People is Secretary of State

by Chexy on March 2, 2011

Actor Thomas Mitchell as Gerald O’Hara in “GWTW,” circus entrepreneur P.T. Barnum, American Express pimp Karl Malden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as seen testifying before the House Foreign Affairs Committee today.

Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty

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One of These People is an Old Jewish Man

by Chexy on March 1, 2011

Miami Housewife mom Elsa Patton, Steel Magnolia Olympia Dukakis, Spartacus Kirk Douglas, Catwoman Julie Newmar.

by Johnny Lopez and Chexy

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I Do What I Want

by Chexy on February 10, 2011

A smugly confident Lindsay Lohan, as seen during her arraignment on a felony grand theft charge. Is this what crazy looks like these days? Is this the face of a woman facing prison time? Nah. She does what she wants.

Expect a plea deal. And if Lindsay screws with you, at least you know you’ll get flowers, which I think is a nice touch. I hope Lindsay doesn’t go to prison. Can you imagine how hard it would be trying to inject jail Jell-O into your lips with a hollowed out pencil?

All this story needs now is a pregnancy.

Mario Anzuoni-Pool/Getty Images

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Nancy with the Laughing Face

by Chexy on February 8, 2011

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan, 89, looks the wrong way while attempting to wish her late husband Ronald a happy 100th birthday, as seen yesterday at the Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley.

Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty

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Gretchen Jones Wins Project Runway

by Chexy on October 28, 2010

After a hideous collection she called “Running Through Thunder” was displayed in all its lackluster granolaness, this phony, lying, duplicitous coozette was named the winner of “Project Runway” tonight, causing a chorus of “WTF?” to rise from West Hollywood with such ferocity that I could hear it in the valley.

I thought her clothes were awful all season and could never understand what the fuss was about her. I blame Nina Garcia. Marie Claire must have a big fat say in this, because clearly Mondo should have been the winner.

Perhaps Gretchen can really run through thunder… and some lightning.

A resounding booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to Project Runway. They got it wrong.

On the brightly colored plaid side, this might be like “Idol,” where people forget the winner, and the runner-up goes on to have the career. Gretchen. Soul Patrol. Yup.

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Putz of the Week: Pastor Terry Jones

by Chexy on September 10, 2010

Oy, this putz. Only one Gainesville idiot can unify the whole radical Islamic world against the US and Florida… and that’s the un-Christian-like Terry Jones. When he finally backed down, he referred to the “Iman” of the NYC mosque. It’s “Imam,” you putz. This is Iman.

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Check Your Sofas (cough)

by Chexy on August 5, 2010

You know your Chexy loves the mascots… that’s the one for Pertussis Awareness Day (right) with diminutive NASCAR champ Jeff Gordon (left).

I did some research and found out it’s not Whooping Cough… as you can see by the screen shot below.

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Betty and the Beaver

by Chexy on June 30, 2010

Oh, that’s not a beaver, that’s a wolverine! Her majesty, Betty Deuce, was unamused, as they say, while touring the Canadian Museum of Nature in Ottawa on Wednesday.

She thought one of Phil’s eyebrows got loose.

Chris Jackson-Pool/Getty Images

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