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morons

Newt Wants to Go to the Moon!

by Chexy on January 27, 2012

One of these days, Callista!

Newt says he wants to colonize the moon! He must be lobbying for the space industry!

Send them both on their way!

Graphic by Ben for Chexydecimal

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in bad hair, bastards, can you believe it?, daydream believer, morons

Shit I Don’t Give a Shit About

by Chexy on January 12, 2012

I think that’s clear.

Pippa Middleton I don’t mind so much, but Bri said he doesn’t give a shit about her, so I stuck her in there.

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in chexy takes on, crap, morons

Countdown to Irrelevance

by Chexy on December 16, 2011

The Gabor sisters; Magda, Zsa Zsa, Eva and their mother Jolie circa 1958, and below, the Kardashians last night in Las Vegas.

Ten, nine, eight…

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in hot messes, kardashian, morons, my nerves

Dancing with the Lookalikes

by Chexy on December 6, 2011

Talent-free celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne as she appeared yesterday at “FOX & Friends,” and Scientolo-yo-yo dieter Kirstie Alley.

One of them gave $5 million to the Church of Scientology in 2007. It wasn’t Kelly.

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in bad hair, dancing with the stars, lookalikes, morons, pearl clutch, unfortunate

The Lovely Gingriches

by Chexy on December 5, 2011

Newt Gingrich and his wife Callista at the Kennedy Center Honors this weekend.

Should you be frightened? Yes.

The tip of her bob can kill a man.

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in bad hair, bastards, morons, politics

Princesses at the Taj Mahal

by Chexy on December 4, 2011

Scientololoco Tom Cruise on a visit to the Taj Mahal on Saturday, alone, and Princess Diana alone at the shrine in 1992.

One died too young.

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in bastards, coinkydink, memorials, morons, religion, royals

Stupid Is

by Chexy on October 27, 2011

After Michael Lohan’s second arrest in as many days, I thought I’d put together a Stupidgraph™ to help understand why our culture is such a mess.

Winning imbecile Charlie Sheen, Khloe Kardashian mugshot, Danielle Staub and her eyebrows, momager Dina Lohan, polidiot Michele Bachmann, surgified dumbster Heidi Montag, slap-happy numbskull Chris Brown, box-of-rocks dumb Lindsay Lohan, starfaced tattoo girl, reality trash Snooki, country bankrupter George W. Bush, millionaire dumbfuck Kim Kardashian, Jersey emptyhead ‘The Situation’, Tea Party leader Sarah Palin, table-turner Teresa Giudice, and balcony jumper Michael Lohan.

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in bastards, chexy takes on, crap, morons, reality tv

Tyra Sanchez Looks Busted

by Chexy on August 18, 2011

That’s because she is, honey.

Miss Tyra Sanchez, winner of Season 2 of “Ru Paul’s Drag Race,” was busted Tuesday near Atlanta on weed charges, reports TMZ.

It seems Miss Thing was riding in a Chevy Impala with too-tinted windows, and cops smelled marijuana when they pulled the car over… and busted Mr. James Ross, 23, better known as the boobalicious Tyra, so they dragged her ass off to Gwinnett County Detention Center, where I’m sure the inmates wigged out.