Katie Couric, the first network news anchor who couldn’t pronounce “ing” at the end of words, has managed to fail her way into a daytime talk show on ABC, having quit that bitch CBS when “rateeeens” wouldn’t budge.
Now the pseudo-pixie gets a chance for trifecta with a potential third network FAIL when she tries to take Oprah’s place with a late entry to the chat market in 2012.
I’ll give her credit for her gumption.
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This idiot. Below you’ll find, in her own words, what makes Sarah Palin this week’s Putz of the Week, along with the fact that she had a fork pizza lunch with frequent POTW Donald Trump.
In her revenge bus tour (seen above), she has not given her schedule to the press, causing all media to scramble to follow her. Why do they bother? She’s copy, that’s why.
I wish they’d stop.
I do hope she’ll be the Republican candidate, but I doubt it will happen. Who would elect such a putz as President? Republicans, that’s who.
Here, in her own words, the reasons Sarah Palin is this week’s Putz of the Week.
“In my opinion, any mandate coming from government is not a good thing.”
“I don’t think I owe anything to the mainstream media,” she told Scientolospondent Greta Van Susteren of FOX News. “I think it would be a mistake for me to become some kind of conventional politician.”
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin says she is “still kind of contemplating” a presidential bid.
Asked by reporters about her plans, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee said, “Why should everyone jump in there right now and start beating each other up in this primary process, showing the other guys our playbook? There’s plenty of time…”
“I’ve said before that George Washington is my favorite founding father because he was reluctant to serve, and yet he rose to the great challenges before him.”
“I’ve said from the beginning, this isn’t a campaign tour, except to campaign on our constitution, our charters of liberty,” she said in her FOX News interview.
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The glorious 1,500-seat Spanish Colonial Revival style Carthay Circle theatre in the mid-city area of Los Angeles, opened May 18, 1926, hosted the premiere of Walt Disney’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” in 1937. There will be no 85th jubilee today.
It was demolished in 1969 to make way for this…
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go.
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by Chexy on April 21, 2011
Not everything is iconic! Stop saying and writing that! My nerves!
“Iconic” is the go-to word for people who have no other way to describe something — they think that if something is familiar, it is therefore iconic. It is not. Not everyone who is familiar is an icon. Being known does not make one iconic. Dying does not make one an icon… or a legend.
Things rarely become instantly iconic… time has to test them. A landmark is a landmark, it’s not necessarily iconic. A national symbol is a national symbol, not necessarily iconic. Something that’s familiar is not iconic just because it’s familiar! Stop!
Take a look at some of the 27,000 times “iconic” has been used in recent news stories.
Macmillan says an icon is “someone who is very famous and who people think represents a particular idea,” while iconic means “relating to or having the characteristics of an icon.”
Saying “iconic” does not make you sound smarter… it usually has the opposite effect.
And while you’re at it, stop saying “newest,” “like,” “so” and “not so much.”
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Your Chexy
Jackson art by Paul Bedard
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by Chexy on April 5, 2011
Official orange douche and homophobic billionaire wannabe president Donald Trump and his hair pose for some bullshit for the Indianapolis 500, because if you’re watching “Celebrity Apprentice,” surely you’ll be amused by cars repeatedly driving around in a loop for hours.
In L.A. we call that the 101.
Michael Loccisano/Getty/Indianapolis Motor Speedway
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by Chexy on April 4, 2011
Gummy news anchress Katie Couric finally got her walkeen papers from CBS… they’re now talkeen about an exit deal for the hammy teleprompter queen, whose gums apparently prevent her from enunciation of syllables endeen in “ing.” She is seriously workeen my last nerve.
Of course, this means she goes on to have her own “specials,” like Joan Lunden and Jane Pauley (‘memba them?) — which tells me we haven’t heard the last of her not being able to speak properly.
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by Chexy on March 25, 2011
Nothing says “I’m a putz” quite like proving to the public that you’re a rage-o-holic by throwing furniture at a plate glass window while you’re on an image improvement tour. Even his publicist quit that bitch today.
Chris Brown, over-tatted girl beater, who dutifully picked up garbage on the side of the road as punishment for his pummeling of Rihanna, and reportedly took anger management classes (at the Mel Gibson Online School of Image Improvement), is still a rager. Anyone considering a date with homey should revisit Rihanna’s pix.
Yes, I’m all for forgiveness and redemption, but as RuPaul says, “Don’t fuck it up.”
As you can see in this NSFW photo of him, he’s a really big putz… of the week.
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