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Twit for Tat

by Chexy on August 18, 2010

Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.

The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.

I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.

Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.

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Fleshtone Lipstick Fail: Kardashian Edition

by Chexy on August 18, 2010

While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.

Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.

This is not beauty.

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Plaza Suite

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Designer Betsey Johnson as she appeared today with an Eloise doll at some nonsense for rich children who stay at the Plaza Hotel.

So alike, and yet one has weird clothes, fake hair and dead eyes.

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup: Just Pluck It

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Javier Hernandez of Manchester United is plucking his brows into the shape of a Nike swoosh, as seen at some game in Houston yesterday.

He’s almost there.

Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

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What Women Want… Or Don’t Want

by Chexy on July 12, 2010

Notorious Jew-hater and drunken rage-a-holic Mel Gibson, and moronic reality star “The Situation” of “Jersey Shore.”

Both douchebags.

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Caged Heat

by Chexy on July 7, 2010

I made this Nicolas Cage pic a little smaller so as not to sicken anyone who may have just eaten breakfast… or lunch or dinner. Actually, he looks kind of nauseated, doesn’t he? Oh, he always looks like that. Right.

How many Cage movies have I not seen? Let’s see… I believe I got through the first reel of “Raising Arizona,” and a half hour of “Con Air” while flipping channels in a hotel room. That’s it.

So I won’t be seeing “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” when it opens July 14th at a theatre near you… or ever. Nice weave, though.

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Why They Hate Us

by Chexy on June 30, 2010

Season 2 of “Jersey Shore” debuts July 29th.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Thom Browne

by Chexy on June 28, 2010

Here’s a look seen Sunday at the Thom Browne fashion show at Paris Menswear Fashion Week for Spring Summer 2011. Thom was seen a few weeks ago on these pages wearing a shmucksedo.

I will call this look the moronsemble.

Karl Prouse/Catwalking/Getty Images

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Vamos a Nadar!*

by Chexy on June 21, 2010

Here’s a bit of Armani’s vision for the summer of 2011 — for when you absolutely must look like a nudnik.

Getty Images

*Let’s Go Swimming!

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Are You Undateable?

by Chexy on June 18, 2010

“311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex” is now in print.

Here are a few of them.

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