by Chexy on August 18, 2010
Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.
The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.
I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.
Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.
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by Chexy on August 18, 2010
While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.
Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.
This is not beauty.
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by Chexy on July 29, 2010
Designer Betsey Johnson as she appeared today with an Eloise doll at some nonsense for rich children who stay at the Plaza Hotel.
So alike, and yet one has weird clothes, fake hair and dead eyes.
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by Chexy on July 29, 2010
by Chexy on July 12, 2010
Notorious Jew-hater and drunken rage-a-holic Mel Gibson, and moronic reality star “The Situation” of “Jersey Shore.”
Both douchebags.
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I made this Nicolas Cage pic a little smaller so as not to sicken anyone who may have just eaten breakfast… or lunch or dinner. Actually, he looks kind of nauseated, doesn’t he? Oh, he always looks like that. Right.
How many Cage movies have I not seen? Let’s see… I believe I got through the first reel of “Raising Arizona,” and a half hour of “Con Air” while flipping channels in a hotel room. That’s it.
So I won’t be seeing “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” when it opens July 14th at a theatre near you… or ever. Nice weave, though.
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by Chexy on June 30, 2010
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by Chexy on June 21, 2010
Here’s a bit of Armani’s vision for the summer of 2011 — for when you absolutely must look like a nudnik.
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*Let’s Go Swimming!
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by Chexy on June 18, 2010
