President Obama was labeled “Gay” on the cover of Newsweek.
I had not heard that about him.
Sure enough, he’s on Grindr.
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In a historic announcement, President Obama today announced his support for John Travolta to be gay.
No word yet from the Scientologists, but they should be pleased. Lawyers are expensive.
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Michelle Obama as seen at last night’s State Dinner for England’s Samantha and David Cameron, and Ursula from “The Little Mermaid.”
One is wearing an awful necklace made from sea things.
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My idea for the Obama reelection campaign poster.
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My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”
I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.
What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.
Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.
The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.
This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.
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A very cartoonish wax rendering of President Obama debuted at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood, in honor (?) of his 50th birthday today. And below, the cast of the Fat Albert cartoon.
Hey, hey, hey.
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First Lady Michelle Obama announced yesterday that some of the nation’s top grocers will be bringing fresh food to “food deserts” around the country.
She also announced that she will not stop tweezing her eyebrows until she reaches chola perfection, which should happen around 2PM ET today.
via Johnny Lopez
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From the newspaper that brought you “HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR.”
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The Obamas and Betty Deuce react as Prince Phil, who will be 90 on June 10, tells Mrs. Obama how much he’s going to miss seeing her on television every day.
This was the scene outside Winfield House, the American Ambassador’s residence in London today. It was originally thought that President Obama would name Caroline Kennedy as the Ambassador, because of her work on his campaign, but Louis Susman, an obscure investment banker, was given the job.
Silent screen star and interior designer Billy Haines decorated Winfield House.
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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, sporting the new “Field Hand” manicure, appears to have tied one on before attending the State Dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of President and Mrs. Obama. Her hair appears to have been given a fresh sprinkling of Duchess Dust — to give it that wispy sheen of freshly mown hay… which it just might be.
Cam is wearing a royal blue “Just Keep Wrapping It” frock made from yards of gabardine and satin, which apparently cause Camilla to itch.
The Duchess is wearing the Greville Tiara, also known as the Boucheron Tiara, which belonged to the Queen Mum, Betty Deuce’s mother. This is the same damned dress and necklace she wore March 31st to the dinner given for her and Chuck in Spain, as seen below with Princess Letizia.
Austerity is everywhere these days.
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