My idea for the Obama reelection campaign poster.
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My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”
I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.
What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.
Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.
The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.
This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.
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A very cartoonish wax rendering of President Obama debuted at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood, in honor (?) of his 50th birthday today. And below, the cast of the Fat Albert cartoon.
Hey, hey, hey.
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First Lady Michelle Obama announced yesterday that some of the nation’s top grocers will be bringing fresh food to “food deserts” around the country.
She also announced that she will not stop tweezing her eyebrows until she reaches chola perfection, which should happen around 2PM ET today.
via Johnny Lopez
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From the newspaper that brought you “HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR.”
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The Obamas and Betty Deuce react as Prince Phil, who will be 90 on June 10, tells Mrs. Obama how much he’s going to miss seeing her on television every day.
This was the scene outside Winfield House, the American Ambassador’s residence in London today. It was originally thought that President Obama would name Caroline Kennedy as the Ambassador, because of her work on his campaign, but Louis Susman, an obscure investment banker, was given the job.
Silent screen star and interior designer Billy Haines decorated Winfield House.
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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, sporting the new “Field Hand” manicure, appears to have tied one on before attending the State Dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of President and Mrs. Obama. Her hair appears to have been given a fresh sprinkling of Duchess Dust — to give it that wispy sheen of freshly mown hay… which it just might be.
Cam is wearing a royal blue “Just Keep Wrapping It” frock made from yards of gabardine and satin, which apparently cause Camilla to itch.
The Duchess is wearing the Greville Tiara, also known as the Boucheron Tiara, which belonged to the Queen Mum, Betty Deuce’s mother. This is the same damned dress and necklace she wore March 31st to the dinner given for her and Chuck in Spain, as seen below with Princess Letizia.
Austerity is everywhere these days.
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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, met with the Obamas on their state visit to England. Camilla, wearing her best dowager hat, is seen here discussing eyebrow tips with First Lady Michelle, who is working cosmetics and a pink bolero jacket from the Twist n’ Turn Christie collection.
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It’s bad enough that he’s the purveyor of such a monumental heap of reality drivel as “Celebrity Apprentice,” but this week, The Douche That Ate New York jacked up his phony presidential aspirations with an attack on President Obama’s birth, inciting the crazies who lap up that nonsense with the enthusiasm of the Fancy Feast kitty… and with the same intellect.
Here’s Obama’s birth certificate — and he’s the only President to have ever provided one.
The idiots in the so-called “birther” movement say “It says Certification of Live Birth, it’s not the same thing as a birth certificate.” This kind of statement should only serve to affirm their idiocy. Many states call their birth certificates “Certifcation of Live Birth.” This is beyond “duh,” it’s duh covered in horse manure and served up at Republican fundraisers.
Trump used this tired argument to get publicity this week — saying he’s considering running for President, and drumming up viewers for a show that puts has-beens and never-wases in situations that cause them to act nearly as ridiculously as birthers.
For his sheer blowhardedness, imbecilic rants, tiresome show and all around prickness, Donald Trump is Putz of the Week.
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Where’s Camilla, you ask? Or don’t. Most don’t.
The Duchess of Cornwall, who is also the Duchess of Rothesay, popped up on Aberdeen’s Reading Bus on Friday, demonstrating that she has the same keen hearing as a Dalmatian. Below, a dog sniffs at the royal pukyaki.
The Duchess hasn’t been seen much since before the first of the year, when stonemasons are brought in for the annual refurbishing of her hair. Cam has also been involved in planning the royal wedding of her stepson, Prince William. Today’s news is that Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, deigns not to meet Kate Middleton’s parents before the wedding. Of course she won’t. They’re commoners.
There’s also news that the Obamas are not going to be invited to the royal wedding, with the scuttlebut being that Betty was not pleased when on a visit there in 2009, Michelle wrapped her arm around the Queen — a big no-no, which left Betty royally POed. But is it true?
Here’s some footage of Camilla frightening the children on the reading bus.
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