Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, met with the Obamas on their state visit to England. Camilla, wearing her best dowager hat, is seen here discussing eyebrow tips with First Lady Michelle, who is working cosmetics and a pink bolero jacket from the Twist n’ Turn Christie collection.
It’s bad enough that he’s the purveyor of such a monumental heap of reality drivel as “Celebrity Apprentice,” but this week, The Douche That Ate New York jacked up his phony presidential aspirations with an attack on President Obama’s birth, inciting the crazies who lap up that nonsense with the enthusiasm of the Fancy Feast kitty… and with the same intellect.
Here’s Obama’s birth certificate — and he’s the only President to have ever provided one.
The idiots in the so-called “birther” movement say “It says Certification of Live Birth, it’s not the same thing as a birth certificate.” This kind of statement should only serve to affirm their idiocy. Many states call their birth certificates “Certifcation of Live Birth.” This is beyond “duh,” it’s duh covered in horse manure and served up at Republican fundraisers.
Trump used this tired argument to get publicity this week — saying he’s considering running for President, and drumming up viewers for a show that puts has-beens and never-wases in situations that cause them to act nearly as ridiculously as birthers.
For his sheer blowhardedness, imbecilic rants, tiresome show and all around prickness, Donald Trump is Putz of the Week.
The Duchess of Cornwall, who is also the Duchess of Rothesay, popped up on Aberdeen’s Reading Bus on Friday, demonstrating that she has the same keen hearing as a Dalmatian. Below, a dog sniffs at the royal pukyaki.
The Duchess hasn’t been seen much since before the first of the year, when stonemasons are brought in for the annual refurbishing of her hair. Cam has also been involved in planning the royal wedding of her stepson, Prince William. Today’s news is that Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, deigns not to meet Kate Middleton’s parents before the wedding. Of course she won’t. They’re commoners.
There’s also news that the Obamas are not going to be invited to the royal wedding, with the scuttlebut being that Betty was not pleased when on a visit there in 2009, Michelle wrapped her arm around the Queen — a big no-no, which left Betty royally POed. But is it true?
Here’s some footage of Camilla frightening the children on the reading bus.
Ladies who lunch — Deborah Roberts, Mary J. Blige, Ray Halbritter, Marcia Gay Harden and scholarship recipients at the HELP USA 2010 Domestic Violence Graduate Scholarship awards luncheon on Tuesday, and below, First Lady Michelle Obama playing lunch lady for soldiers and their families at Ramstein Air Force Base in Germany to mark Veterans Day.
President Obama guest stars in today’s Turban Tuesday, seen here in a most reverent greeting to an audience of India’s Parliament, as a guest of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, whose freshly wound turban seems a little bigger than usual, and why not?
President Obama is in India working on getting jobs for Americans — most likely in the service sector — where we’ll be answering customer service calls from distressed computer users in Bombay.
Behind him, the feet of Gandhi. Below, Judy Garland, at 5:10 mark, singing “I Feel a Song Coming On.”
Former South African President Nelson Mandela’s new book, “Conversations with Myself,” a personal portrait of the 92-year-old’s life and struggles, has a foreword by President Barack Obama. And game show doofus Howie Mandel’s new book, “Here’s the Deal, Don’t Touch Me,” a personal portrait of the germaphobe’s life and struggles.
First Lady Michelle Obama, wearing her new bowling ball bag hairdo, attempts to look receptive to Chantal Biya, First Lady of Cameroon (whose hair is made from repurposed plantain peels, woven toilet seat covers and lemur fur) during a visit to Stone Barns Center in Pocantico Hills today as part of Michelle’s nutritional endeavors.
Mrs. Obama was later examined at Walter Reed Army Hospital for possible retinal damage.