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Severed Head Found Near Hollywood Sign

by Chexy on January 18, 2012

A severed head was found near the landmark Hollywood Sign yesterday… by the dog of a hiker, which was attracted to a plastic bag, out of which rolled the head.

Police report that the head might be that of an Armenian man, not believed to be a Kardashian.

Above, the Severed Head of Saint John the Baptist, as imagined by Auguste Rodin, in the collection of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

Auguste Rodin (France, Paris, 1840 – 1917)
Severed Head of Saint John the Baptist, circa 1887-1907
Sculpture, Marble, 8 x 15 3/4 x 13 1/2 in. (20.32 x 40.01 x 34.29 cm)
Museum purchase made possible by the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation in memory of B. Gerald Cantor (AC1998.139.1)
European Painting and Sculpture Department.

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Kardashian Barbies

by Chexy on January 5, 2012

I told you about it last week… and here they come. Even more plastic than the real-life Kardashians… their Barbies are forthcoming from Mattel.

Hide yo kids.

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Callista Gingrich’s Hair

by Chexy on January 3, 2012

First Lady Wannabe Callista Gingrich and her hair (left) as she appeared at an Iowa rally yesterday, and a safety helmet (right).

One is constructed of fiberglass and plastic, reinforced with Kevlar and carbon fiber. The other is a helmet.

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Signs the End is Near: Kim Kardashian Barbie

by Chexy on December 30, 2011

Kim Kardashian is tweeting some, er, titillating news regarding a possible Barbie in her likeness. This makes perfect sense, since every red-blooded parent wants her daughter to emulate a failed porn star.

Kim tweeted at the Ken doll (yes, I really wrote that, and yes, Ken is on the Twitter, and yes, I said “the Twitter” ironically), “Merry Christmas Barbs @Barbie Style! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!” Then, “Barbie” responded, “Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian! See you in 2012?”

Well-hung rap star, lummox basketballer and vapid sisters all sold separately. Mercifully, there’s no indication that the doll will speak.

In other Barbie news, Donna Douglas (below, left), whose life has been consigned to being Elly Mae Clampett of “The Beverly Hillbillies,” has just won a settlement against Mattel for using her likeness without permission.

Amy asked me, “Does the Kim doll come with Botox?” I don’t know where she learns these things.

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Alleged designer Patricia Field as seen last night at a Children of Armenia benefit in NYC, and the RL Fisher Ballroom Plaid Window Tailored Valance, 52 x 16 from SEARS.

One may cause you to jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Making Progress

by Chexy on December 15, 2011

Lindsay and her destroyed blonde swimming pool hair at yesterday’s probation progress hearing, and a creepy blonde doll (right).

At a recent court appearance, and a “fit bitty baby.”

And at another court appearance, with 1959 Barbie.

She’s a doll, people.

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Star on Walk of Fame Loses All Meaning 12/12/11

by Chexy on December 12, 2011

As seen today in Hollywood.

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Meet Callista Gingrich!

by Chexy on December 6, 2011

Callista Gingrich! Only YOU can make her First Lady!

From Wiki: Callista Gingrich married former U.S. Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich on August 18, 2000. In 1999, Callista testified that the couple had begun a romantic relationship in 1993, while Newt was still married. Callista, who is a lifelong Catholic, was instrumental in her husband’s conversion to Catholicism in 2009.

(Click pic to enlarge, if you dare.)

Callista claims to be 45.

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How Will I Know You? Bad Christmas Sweater

by Chexy on November 28, 2011

It would be hard to top this delish-a-trocius sweater for sheer horribleness, but over the next few weeks, I’ll try.

One couldn’t pay for this sweater, she had to have made it herself. This is what happens when you drink and sew.

Here’s a holiday wrap that invites you to bring on the egg nog… and pour it all over this mess. Ho ho ho.

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Duchess of Alba: French Kiss

by Chexy on November 28, 2011

No, this isn’t a shot of Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club at Madison Square Garden…

That’s French actor Alain Delon receiving an award at Sicab, the International Horse Show of Spain, as the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, attempts to pucker, which requires the manipulation of small wires at the nape of her neck.

The Duke of Alba (left) keeps a watchful eye on Cayetana, making sure she doesn’t fall. Yeah.

The authoritative looking fat man is some authoritative looking fat man.

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