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Camilla, Horse

by Chexy on April 30, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (right) examines a horse (left) while visiting the Palace Demense in Northern Ireland, in a photo just released from her March visit.

One needs a good brushing.

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Dick Clark to Continue TV Duties

by Chexy on April 19, 2012

Dr. Dre announced that a hologram of Dick Clark will continue to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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Aretha Franklin (called “Re” at Whitney Houston’s funeral by Dionne Warwick) as seen at the TV Land event in New York on Saturday, and majestic “Drag Race” doyenne Latrice Royale as seen by artist Chad Sell.

Both giants.

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Cheney’s Donor Photo

by Chexy on March 25, 2012

Cheney spent 20 months on the heart donor waiting list, because it takes a long time to get an Igloo cooler successfully out of Hell.

Cursed science!

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Rick Santorum, Sans Brains

by Chexy on March 14, 2012

A brainless Rick Santorum, from the mind of Planet Hiltron.

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Modern Valentine

by Chexy on February 14, 2012

For those of you without Valentines… here’s one from the heart.

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Camilla Stumps for Diabetes

by Chexy on February 8, 2012

Here we have Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, with an exquisite look on a visit to the Cambridge Wellcome Trust Clinical Research Facility in Addenbrooke’s Hospital today in Cambridge, where Cam learned about the work of the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.

Speaking of foundation, Camilla is apparently wearing a new kind, which gives her a rosy glow usually seen on movie sets… on the Teamsters.

We have a great look at her hair, whipped into a Lhasa Apso coiffure that perfectly complements the Bordeaux lipstick… which may be actual Bordeaux from lunch. The mascara is applied with a delicacy reserved for the handling of an ice ax.

Her polka-dotted dress is a rerun from one of my favorite looks that the duchess has ever worn. And the coat appears to be embellished with hot-glued diabetes medication. Clever!

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Navy SEALs Sent in to Rescue Republican Party

by Chexy on January 25, 2012

A team of Navy SEALs, credited with killing Osama Bin Laden at a surprise party last year, and with the recent daring rescue of two hostages in Somalia, were sent to Florida to try to save the Republican party from themselves.

One SEAL, who insisted on anonymity, said, “We went in to save them, but they’re a determined bunch. They insist on having Newt Gingrich lead them. There’s only so much we can do.”

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An Open Letter to The Pope

by Chexy on January 10, 2012

Dear Holy Father,

It’s not looking good for you. You’re 84, you’re THE POPE, and you haven’t yet learned what Jesus taught. I expect a little better from someone who had the sense to get the heck out of the Hitler Youth.

Let me make it simple for you, Your Holiness. Gay marriage is not a threat to the family. Snooki is a threat to the family. Kim Kardashian is a threat to the family. Trans fats, high fructose corn syrup and Newt Gingrich are a threat to the family. Faygelehs? Only a threat to bad decor… and not all of them.

Since I have your attention, you might want to talk to your tailor about updating your look. Those glittery robes and pointy hats are so 2nd century.

There are only half a million gay marriages in the US. There are 76 million American Express cardholders. I’d be concerned about that.

When you look at all the things that ail mankind (and I don’t mean Catholicism), the persecution of the legal coupling of people who would like to have privileges that they pay for others to have, and calling it a threat to the familly, seems a bit like saying that dinner mints are a threat to civilization. Okay, maybe the ones with jelly in them.