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Navy SEALs Sent in to Rescue Republican Party

by Chexy on January 25, 2012

A team of Navy SEALs, credited with killing Osama Bin Laden at a surprise party last year, and with the recent daring rescue of two hostages in Somalia, were sent to Florida to try to save the Republican party from themselves.

One SEAL, who insisted on anonymity, said, “We went in to save them, but they’re a determined bunch. They insist on having Newt Gingrich lead them. There’s only so much we can do.”

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An Open Letter to The Pope

by Chexy on January 10, 2012

Dear Holy Father,

It’s not looking good for you. You’re 84, you’re THE POPE, and you haven’t yet learned what Jesus taught. I expect a little better from someone who had the sense to get the heck out of the Hitler Youth.

Let me make it simple for you, Your Holiness. Gay marriage is not a threat to the family. Snooki is a threat to the family. Kim Kardashian is a threat to the family. Trans fats, high fructose corn syrup and Newt Gingrich are a threat to the family. Faygelehs? Only a threat to bad decor… and not all of them.

Since I have your attention, you might want to talk to your tailor about updating your look. Those glittery robes and pointy hats are so 2nd century.

There are only half a million gay marriages in the US. There are 76 million American Express cardholders. I’d be concerned about that.

When you look at all the things that ail mankind (and I don’t mean Catholicism), the persecution of the legal coupling of people who would like to have privileges that they pay for others to have, and calling it a threat to the familly, seems a bit like saying that dinner mints are a threat to civilization. Okay, maybe the ones with jelly in them.

I’ll try to say it like Jesus did, or better yet, I’ll let Him say it:

I give you a new commandment:
Love one another;
just as I have loved you,
you also must love one another. (John 13:34)

Thanks for staying awake to read this.

Love,

Your Chexy

P.S. LOVE love luuuuuv the red shoes!

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Goodbye, Helen Frankenthaler

by Chexy on December 28, 2011

Connecticut abstract painter Helen Frankthaler has died at the age of 83.

She leaves a body of work.

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Odd Couples

by Chexy on December 21, 2011

Scientolodrones Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as seen at the opening of his latest film that no one wants to see… and Jack Klugman and Tony Randall as “The Odd Couple.”

One is a mismatched pair put together by Hollywood executives.

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Alleged designer Patricia Field as seen last night at a Children of Armenia benefit in NYC, and the RL Fisher Ballroom Plaid Window Tailored Valance, 52 x 16 from SEARS.

One may cause you to jump.

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Duchess of Alba — The Glow

by Chexy on December 15, 2011

Here’s a Thursday morning greeting from the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart as seen Wednesday evening at some awards thing in Madrid.

Wearing what appears to be a custom-made Juicy Couture blouse infused with sparkles, the Duchess is giving “take my picture, bitch” in conservative but pointed doses, creating an elegance that is both exquisite and mildly terrifying.

Let’s have a closer look, shall we? Brace yourself. NSFL.

Here is your Christmas angel.

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Katherine and Kitty

by Chexy on December 12, 2011

Jackson matriarch Katherine as seen in Japan today at the opening of the Michael Jackson Childrens Foundation at Keio Plaza Hotel, and Japanese feline phenom Hello Kitty in the dancing speaker format.

Both expressionless, and adorable in pearls.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets 30 Days

by Chexy on November 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan as she appeared in court today, where she was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating terms of her parole, and the Fit Bitty Baby doll.

One has the mental capacity of a doll.

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Loretta Lynn Sickened by Country Music

by Chexy on October 24, 2011

I’m not the only one. Country Barbie Queen Loretta Lynn, 76, is recuperating at home from a bout of bacterial pneumonia, which sent her to the hospital this weekend following a gig in Kentucky or some such place where people go to see Loretta Lynn.

Country music is clearly not good for you.

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Moammar Gaddafi Dead

by Chexy on October 20, 2011

Just in time for Halloween!

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