Scientolodrones Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as seen at the opening of his latest film that no one wants to see… and Jack Klugman and Tony Randall as “The Odd Couple.”
One is a mismatched pair put together by Hollywood executives.
Alleged designer Patricia Field as seen last night at a Children of Armenia benefit in NYC, and the RL Fisher Ballroom Plaid Window Tailored Valance, 52 x 16 from SEARS.
Here’s a Thursday morning greeting from the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart as seen Wednesday evening at some awards thing in Madrid.
Wearing what appears to be a custom-made Juicy Couture blouse infused with sparkles, the Duchess is giving “take my picture, bitch” in conservative but pointed doses, creating an elegance that is both exquisite and mildly terrifying.
Let’s have a closer look, shall we? Brace yourself. NSFL.
Jackson matriarch Katherine as seen in Japan today at the opening of the Michael Jackson Childrens Foundation at Keio Plaza Hotel, and Japanese feline phenom Hello Kitty in the dancing speaker format.
Lindsay Lohan as she appeared in court today, where she was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating terms of her parole, and the Fit Bitty Baby doll.
I’m not the only one. Country Barbie Queen Loretta Lynn, 76, is recuperating at home from a bout of bacterial pneumonia, which sent her to the hospital this weekend following a gig in Kentucky or some such place where people go to see Loretta Lynn.
Actress Dyan Cannon, mostly 74, as seen signing her new book about her marriage to Cary Grant, called “Dear Cary,” and right, Dyan out of drag as the original Ken.