Marco Verratti (left) and Riccardo Maniero celebrate a victory in Genoa. Film at 11.

And their teammates go at it. Someone lost his pants.

Britain’s Tom Daley competed at the World Championship thing. Everyone won.

Sascha Klein and Patrick Hausding of Germany also competed in the Netherlands. Did you get wet this weekend? How about now?

Tom Daley won a gold medal. I’ll say.

Luke Shuey of the Eagles (left) tries to keep Jason Gram of the Saints off of him. Uh huh.

Nick Riewoldt was blonde at a match in Perth.

Jason Porplyzia (pronounced “Jason”) celebrates a goal with Scott Thompson. I would too.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, One More of Tom Daley Please edition. Oh, okay.

Tom Daley poses with his new book, “My Story.” I just hope it has pictures.

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Billy Slater of the Maroons helps you with your diet. Thanks, Billy.

Chan Sung “The Korean Zombie” Jung attempts to secure a triangle choke submission against Dustin Poirier in bout in Fairfax, VA. I call it something else.

And one for the girls… Billie Jean King (right) cozies up to the Phillie Phanatic before tossing out the first pitch on Tuesday.

Jan Vertonghen (it means ‘Put your tongue in’) of Amsterdam tosses his shirt to a fan. Dayum!

Justin Sellers of the Dodgers (legs in air) makes a catch and tumbles into the stands in the 9th inning — for the second out. You can see he’s a great catcher.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Hump Day edition.

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Malaga’s Dutch forward Ruud van Nistelrooy (pronounced “Ruud van Nistelrooy”) got some in his eye, and retired.

Czech forward Libor Kozak reveals a creamy white six pack at Olympic Stadium in Rome. Czech please.

Jake Marketo nearly jumps out of his shorts while hugging Dan Hunt. Wouldn’t you?

David Armitage of the Saints bulges everywhere while grabbing for balls. Don’t you?

Jamie Buhrer speaks to the media in Sydney. I’d like to have a chat with Jamie.

US Olympic sprinter Wallace Spearmon poses for the 2012 Team USA pic. I can think of a few other poses for Wally.

Juan Roman Riquelme drops onto the field in Buenos Aires. Que bueno.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Totally Ruud edition.

Cole Hamels of the Philadelphia Phillies vogues on the mound at Turner Field in ATL. He puts the ball in baseball.

Olivier Kapo Obou (shirtless) is grabbed by Cameroonian forward Alain Traore as French defender Kamel Chafni (reaching), wants a piece, after Obou scored a goal during some match in Auxerre.

Radamel Falcao of Madrid drives the fans wild after a victory. Everybody wins.

Mario Gomez of Munich takes a victory lap in Madrid. Would you mind him in your lap?

David Hille of the Bombers in Melbourne… or one of The Avengers?

Coach Ricardo Ferreti of the Tigres and coach Tomas Boy of Morelia fondly embrace at the quarterfinals.

Hatem Ben Arfa (pronounced “Arfa”) of Newcastle (right) goes after David Silva of Manchester City. I totally get that.

Andrea Lisuzzo and Marco Rigoni have a moment that isn’t too private. Sweet.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Big Bowl of Rigoni Please edition.

Sharon Needles has won RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4, and all is right with the world. The weird boy in school, Aaron Coady of the unlikely Newton, Iowa, has been crowned — and we are all better for it. Hooray for the steel mills of Pittsburgh that forged this gorgeousness into an instant legend.

Giving a star-mix of wit and spooky fun, the face of drag is forever changed, as she joins the pantheon of ladyboy greats who sashay their way through the dragalaxy!

Congratulations to Sharon, for gallantly representing triumph over bullies, wit over anger, and gore with the glitz. She is, at once, a star in our bloody hearts!

Watch the full episode below.

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Bastian Schweinsteiger (pronounced “Schweinsteiger”) runs around after winning something in Munich.

Arjen Robben reacts before anyone does anything. Annoying.

Bryce Harper of the Nationals is sporting a 2001 lesbian haircut and complementary makeup in a game in L.A.

Rafael Nadal won the cup for being Most Adorable in all of tennis.

Patrick Dangerfield models a striped ensemble in Adelaide. Werk.

Giorgy Garics of Bologna (8) gets a delicious team hug after scoring.

Chad Barrett of the Los Angeles Galaxy wears a look that I wish some guys would adopt.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Got a Face Pic? edition.

Wee movie star Zac Efron strained against the burden of beauty last night at the London premiere of “The Lucky One,” a heterosexual love/war story.

John Terry of Chelsea and Lionel Messi of Barcelona exchange shirts at some championship thing. Win.

It’s so nice to see Phillie Cole Hamels back on the mound.

Krkic Bojan (pronounced “Krkic”) winces as Stephan Lichtsteiner tries to get in.

Maxim Iglinskiy of Kazakhstan and his lumpy Lycra in Liege, after winning the race.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Mounds of Cole edition.

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I just found this picture of John F. Kennedy at age 23 in 1940.

What a mug!

for Gina on her miscellaneous birthday

Matt Garza of the Cubs messes up the face of Jeff Samardzija with shaving cream at Wrigley Field. Jeff is a good sport.

Paul Scholes of Manchester United gets a hug from callipygian hot dad Ryan Giggs. Nice gig.

Gijs Van Hoecke (pronounced “Gijs Van Hoecke”) and Kenny De Ketele of Belgium celebrate winning the Men’s Madison cycling thingy in Melbourne. Here’s another view…

Those seats get ridden hard.

Can you hear my muscles? Stephen Ferris of Ulster celebrates a victory at the Heineken Cup match in Limerick. We win.

Jefferson Farfan picks up Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and runs off with him during a game in Hamburg.

Hot blonde Aurelien Rougerie acknowledges his fans. Are you one?

Adorable Buster Posey of the San Francisco Giants shows off his nice big bat on opening day against the Arizona Diamondbacks in Phoenix. But alas…

He’s a catcher.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Play Ball edition.

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