by Chexy on October 22, 2008
Someday, October 22nd will be a national holiday. The Solomon of our time, Judge Judy, is 66.
I absolutely love this righteous bitch, and it’s one of my guilty pleasures to watch her eviscerate the imbeciles who stand before her bench, reducing their stupidity with her implacable wisdom, insisting that people take responsibility for their actions.
Judy’s most recent 4-year contract was worth $100 million and ends in 2009. She’s extended through 2012, but details of the new contract were not disclosed. After Oprah, she’s the highest paid woman on TV.
Her boat is appropriately called “Her Honor.”
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Mazel Tov! Pregnant man Thomas Beatie and wife Nancy are the proud parents of a healthy baby girl.
But let’s take a second to think about the courage of this happy couple, who braved a million punchlines while opening up America’s eyes to questions of gender, love and parenting.
And thanks to Oprah, we know exactly what kind of genitals she has — um, Beatie. Oprah’s genitals haven’t been revealed. Not yet, anyway, but the season opener for September hasn’t yet been announced!
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Creepomatic Tom Cruise appears on the Oprah show this afternoon — and talks about, what else, his two great loves; Scientology and himself.
Shot far from any couches at Cruise’s mountain retreat in Telluride, he went on and on about how he’s not really so crazy — yeah, just brainwashed and sexually confused.
Baby Suri did not appear — she’s still recuperating from antenna removal surgery.
Meanwhile, Katie Holmes is being shanghaied into Scientology boot camp for the summer, and reports say her former BFF Posh Spice has dumped her. Crazy gets tiresome, don’t it?
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