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Janet Charlton Doesn’t Do Irony

by Chexy on May 15, 2012

Gossip blogger Janet Charlton made fun of the new Patricia Krentcil doll, without irony, on her site next to her photo.

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My Nerves

by Chexy on May 9, 2012

Perez Hilton headline today.

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AnnaLynne McCord without makeup in a Twitter photo she posted over the weekend to protest “Hollywood’s perfection requirement,” and with makeup.

And below, “Drag Race” bad girl Willam Belli, without and with makeup.

One is still pretty without the paint.

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Barbie Jacket

by Chexy on May 4, 2012

An authentic Barbie jacket on eBay, only $16.

Sold.

Amy insisted.

Barbie rap.

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The Scream

by Chexy on May 3, 2012

The Scream sold for nearly $120M.

The Duchess of Alba… priceless.

Gif by Chexy

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Two Fabulous Queens in Striped Hats

by Chexy on May 2, 2012

Betty Deuce as she appeared today on a visit to Exeter, and drag superstar Sharon Needles as she appeared Monday after being crowned the winner of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

One has impeccable lipstick, carefully coiffed hair, and a penis.

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May 1, 1967

by Chexy on May 1, 2012

Forty-five years ago today, Elvis Presley wed Priscilla Ann Wagner, who was just 20, Elvis was 32.

Let’s take a moment to catch up with Priscilla, shall we?

ty Gina

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From the mind of Planet Hiltron, Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie the Crack ho.

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Kim Kardashian, Insect

by Chexy on April 16, 2012

It’s time for Kim Kardashian’s weekly half nude photo shoot (it’s for a Cosmo UK spread), as seen here above with a wig from the new Charo collection at Sears, seen here next to an insect (right).

One is horribly creepy in closeups.

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Old Queen with a Pearl Necklace

by Chexy on April 12, 2012

Get your minds out of the gutter, girls, that’s Queen Margrethe II of Denmark… Margie to me, wearing an absolutely breathtaking giant pearl necklace with a variety of pearls… which appear to be of the cultured Tahitian variety. Because she’s Queen, dammit.

The strand has an approximate retail value of $60,000 – $80,000 or more.

And now, Pearl Bailey beats it out.

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