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Brenda Lisa

by Chexy on April 10, 2012

Former TV star Brenda Shannen Doherty as she appeared on “Extra” yesterday in Los Angeles, and enigmatic Louvre hanger Mona Lisa.

One will be 41 on Thursday.

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Cayetana and Sharon Needles: Hot Bitches

by Chexy on April 10, 2012

That grand lady of Spain, the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, brought her loveliness to the “Orange and Lemon” in Madrid, where they honor the nice and unpleasant celebs.

Europa Press captured this moment of sheer beauty as the Duchess’ dewy makeup reflected in the purple light of a spring night in Spain (apologies to Cole Porter).

In seemingly unrelated beauty news, Sharon Needles won last night’s “Drag Race” Bitch Ball challenge.

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Duchess of Alba Rises

by Chexy on April 6, 2012

This is news to brighten your Good Friday and Passover celebrations! The Duchess of Alba rolled out of the palace and into Seville for some religious observations on Thursday! She’s better!

Looking super chic in a black Bubby dress and modified bolero jacket, the bouffanted beauty affixed her trademark sneer and hobbled along the cobblestones, guided by Duke Alfie (left), and some guy with hair from 1974.

It’s so nice to see her up and about! There is a God.

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Kim and Krist

by Chexy on March 30, 2012

When I saw this picture that Kim Kardashian tweeted last night, I couldn’t tell, at first, if her eyes were open or closed… which reminded me of this famous Jesus painting by Gabriel Max with the open/closed eyes illusion.

The father of one of them represented O.J. Simpson.

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Friday Face: Loreen Arbus

by Chexy on March 30, 2012

That beautiful Friday Face belongs to former network executive Loreen Arbus, age undetermined. We have her to thank for Lifetime and all of its marvelous bio pix. Loreen was photographed at a charity event last night in NYC. Her father was Leonard H. Goldenson, Founder and former Chair of ABC.

If you don’t recognize her, she used to look like this…

Loreen is now active in dozens of philanthropic causes. She is also a professional tango dancer.

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The Race is a Drag

by Chexy on March 29, 2012

Out-of-gas First Lady contender Callista Gingrich at a campaign event in Florida, and “Ru Paul’s Drag Race” beauty Sharon Needles.

One of them scares the living shit out of me.

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Octomom Lets It All Fall Out

by Chexy on March 27, 2012

Nadya Suleman, better known as the uterus-stretching Octomom in her new nude layout… and Fall Out boy and Ashlee Simpson discard Pete Wentz.

One is a bipolar vegetarian from Illinois.

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Camilla’s Got a Gun!

by Chexy on March 27, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, is packing heat. It’s no surprise to me. That’s why she has to keep her nails bitten down. Long nails mess with your trigger finger.

Wearing her best “Prime of Miss Jean Brodie” chic, Cam visited the set of the Danish TV show “The Killing,” where one of the actresses give her what appears to be the itchiest sweater ever. There’s no doubt Cam needs some new clothes.

Camilla appeared to be overwhelmed by the gift, or she’s just irregular from the Danish food.

I like the way Camilla looks here, it’s as if she were burdened by her own beauty, and I can see how that would happen. She’s positively frumpgasmic.

Camilla’s corral gal glam elevated the booted royal to new levels of gorgeousness, and proved why it’s so important to cover up.

The duchess, a noted equestrienne, looks ready for a horse.

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Catching Up with Camilla

by Chexy on March 14, 2012

Her equine fabulousness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, arrived for “Ladies Day” at the Cheltenham Horse Racing Festival in Gloucestershire, today, wearing this ghastly modified beaver and felt hat reject from last week’s Putin Parade. Even her “hair” appears to want to escape it.

On Monday, Cam arrived to Westminster Abbey for a Commonwealth Day Observance service, wearing this purple pimp preposterousness, with the lucky clutch she found at a Carole King concert in 1973.

Note that her buttons have gone flat under the strain. Love the checked pattern on the wrists of her gloves!

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Just Us Girls

by Chexy on March 12, 2012

“Ru Paul’s Drag Race” starlet Sharon Needles of Pittsburgh (left) visits with New York scenester and singer Amanda Lepore.

One is in drag.

Sharon describes herself as “Beautiful, spooky, and stupid.”

The competition continues tonight at 9/8c on Logo.

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