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Tabloid Void

by Chexy on October 11, 2011

OMG! Kate told Camilla to go to hell! Bitter palace showdown!

And you know everything the Globe says is true.

Like, here, they totally know what happened to Dolly Parton’s chin.

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Duchess of Alba: Honeymoon Interrupted

by Chexy on October 11, 2011

No, that’s not an early Halloween costume, that’s the lovely Duchess of Alba, 85, whose honeymoon was interrupted by the hospitalization of her youngest daughter, Dona Maria Eugenia Martinez de Irujo de Fitz-James Stuart, 12th Duchess of Montoro, who at age 42 has come down with the chicken pox.

As you can see, Eugenia gets her good looks from her mother.

The honeymoon of Cayetana and Alfonso has consisted of walks through the palace grounds. At first, he had hoped to take Cayetana to Thailand, but Eugenia’s pox, which she came down with just a day before her mother’s third wedding, has caused a change of plans.

Cayetana has traveled, alone, to the Ruber Clinic in Madrid, where her daughter is being treated in isolation. It is assumed that Alfonso has not accompanied Cayetana because he has not had chicken pox… and he doesn’t want to be sickened by the duchess.

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Joan’s Pine Valley

by Chexy on October 5, 2011

Joan Rivers, worth an estimated $300 million (she’s been selling her jewelry line on QVC for over 20 years), announced today that she’s hired Susan Lucci to continue performing “All My Children” in her Park Avenue living room, daily at noon.

“I couldn’t stand to see the soap end,” says Rivers, whose daughter Melissa will now play a role in the soap, “And I want to make sure Susan Lucci eats something. Look at her. I have bracelets bigger than she is.”

Lucci added, “It beats ‘Dancing with the Stars’!”

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Faceland

by Chexy on September 26, 2011

Priscilla Presley with Elvis on their wedding day, May 1, 1967… and on Saturday at a premiere in Hollywood at age 66.

She hasn’t changed a bit in almost 45 years. As a Scientologist, she is vehemently anti-psychiatry.

And it shows.

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Dyan Cannon is a Doll

by Chexy on September 22, 2011

Actress Dyan Cannon, mostly 74, as seen signing her new book about her marriage to Cary Grant, called “Dear Cary,” and right, Dyan out of drag as the original Ken.

Cary Grant lived with one of them.

Taylor Hill/Getty

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Duchess of Alba Speaks

by Chexy on September 19, 2011

Cayetana, Duchess of Alba speaks about art in this 2009 video. She hasn’t aged a bit!

You can’t even see the strings.

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The Transformation of Barry Manilow

by Chexy on September 13, 2011

“You Deserve a Break Today” jingle writer Barry Manilow is well on his way toward his complete transition to becoming actress Illeana Douglas. I figure it’s about four to six more procedures.

Soon, he won’t be able to smile without you.

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Ali Lohan Undergoes the Change

by Chexy on September 7, 2011

Ali Lohan, 17, as seen in April 2010, and as seen recently in Beverly Hills.

They grow up and visit clinics so quickly these days.

What didn’t she have done?

via ONTD

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Friday Face: Hedy Lamarr

by Chexy on September 2, 2011

That’s actress Hedy Lamarr, one of the most gorgeous faces ever captured on celluloid.

You can thank her for your wireless. She co-invented – with composer George Antheil — “an early technique for spread spectrum communications and frequency hopping, necessary to wireless communication from the pre-computer age to the present day.” (Wiki)

A Jewish girl from Vienna, Hedy was a star at age 20, thanks to a naked romp in a film called “Ecstasy.”

Louis B. Mayer brought her to Hollywood, where she starred in 18 films for MGM.

She had six husbands and three children, and retired to Florida, where she eventually looked like this…

She was arrested for shoplifting in 1965 in Los Angeles, and again in 1991 in Florida, where she was popped for allegedly stealing laxatives and eye drops. Charges were dropped in both cases.

She sued Mel Brooks for the use of “Hedley Lamarr” in “Blazing Saddles,” saying it infringed on her right to publicity. They settled for a small sum. She also sued CorelDRAW for using her image on packaging without her permission; they settled for an undisclosed sum.

She died in 2000 at age 86, and in accordance with her wishes, her ashes were scattered in a forest in Austria.

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Who’s That Girl?

by Chexy on September 1, 2011

Madonna (I think) as she appeared at a photocall at Venice Film Festival today… and a smiley beanbag chair.

One is fluffed and stuffed with artificial material to make it more comfortable.

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