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Newt Hits a Bad Streak

by Chexy on February 2, 2012

Callista Gingrich and her roots sign autographs at a campaign stop.

Newt is apparently doing very badly with women voters.

It seems women don’t like it when men dump their sick wives and get a trophy wife 23 years younger and buy her half a million dollars worth of Tiffany’s jewelry. What a surprise.

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Callista and Newt Gingrich

by Chexy on January 30, 2012

Newt and Callista… such a lovely couple.

The Florida primary is tomorrow… and I expect Callista to win.

photo via Sodahead.com

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Callista Gingrich is Fantastic…

by Chexy on January 27, 2012

At last, we’ve discovered her true identity! Callista Gingrich is Sue Storm, invisible woman from the Fantastic Four comics!

One has an acute sense of smell.

ty Matt

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OBEY CALLISTA!

Does this photo make my blog look big?

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Newt on Callista Gingrich

by Chexy on January 27, 2012

From last night’s “debate,” when Wolf Blitzer asked why the candidates think their wife would make a great first lady. He failed to mention Callista Gingrich’s hair!:

NEWT GINGRICH: “Let me say, first of all, having gotten to know them, I think all three of the wives represented here would be terrific first ladies. Callista and I have gotten to know all three of them, and we think they’d be fabulous people. So I would rather just to talk about why I like Callista, and why I’d like her to be first lady, but she’s not necessarily in any way better. These are wonderful people, and they would be wonderful first ladies.

But Callista brings a couple of things. One is a tremendous artistic focus. She’s done a video in music education, why it really matters. She’s a pianist by background, plays the French horn in a community band, sings in the choir of the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. She really cares about the arts and would bring a really strong feeling for music education and for art, and why it matters to people as part of their education.

She’s also very patriotic about American exceptionalism. She’s had a best-selling “New York Times” book, children’s book, and has really reached out to young people to get them to understand America.

And she’s helped produce and host seven movies now, so she would bring an entire, I think, artistic flavor.

But — and I, obviously, would be thrilled to be able to hang out with her at the White House. So it would be good.”

She plays the French horn!

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Chexy’s Cartoon Corner: Paul Szep

by Chexy on January 23, 2012

By kind permission of Pulitzer Prize winner Paul Szep. Thank you!

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Mitt Says $374,327.62 is ‘Not Very Much’

by Chexy on January 18, 2012

Well on his way to setting a new record for foot-in-mouth gaffes in a campaign, Mitt Romney said yesterday that his income from speeches is “not very much.” He earned $374,327.62 in speaking fees from Feb. 2010 until Feb. 2011.

Mitt is worth an estimated $250 million. Chump change!

ty Andy

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Obama Reelection Poster

by Chexy on January 16, 2012

My idea for the Obama reelection campaign poster.

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Mitt Romney in the Clutch

by Chexy on January 10, 2012

Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney, and ’60s cartoon character Clutch Cargo.

Both really creepy when they talk. (Try watching the videos simultaneously!)

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Michelle Bachmann, Loser

by Chexy on January 4, 2012

For Republican whack job Michelle Bachmann, It’s back to her day job as Satan’s secretary a Minnesota Representative, after the 55-year-old neo-fascist came in 6th in the Iowa caucuses, having received a terrifying 5% of the vote. She can also go back to her husband’s counseling practice (he’s not a licensed psychologist in Minnesota), where they attempt to transform homosexuals into heteros.

This photo doesn’t help.

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