Callista Gingrich and her hair as they appeared last night at the victory party for the Georgia primary, and Yubaba from “Spirited Away.”
One works in a bathhouse.
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Callista Gingrich’s hair won the Georgia primary today, bringing the State of Georgia yet another dubious tonsorial and political distinction, with a whopping 48% of the vote.
Various exit polls were abandoned when pollsters were overcome by hairspray fumes. Two were hospitalized in Gwinnett County alone.
“I know I haven’t got a chance,” said her hair, “because y’all are so jelly of me.”
The hair then refused to speak until it concedes the race to Ann Romney’s vapidity.
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (left) addressing the Senate Foreign Relations Committee yesterday about why men make wars, and Smurfette (right).
One was magically created from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart.
Getty
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Romney, trying to be more truthful, has revised his campaign poster. Good for him. He’s trying to tell the truth.
Chexydecimal, bringing you the most important political news of the day, even if I do make it up.
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Nathan Lane visits with Ellen today. Here’s a snippet.
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Callista Gingrich and her roots sign autographs at a campaign stop.
Newt is apparently doing very badly with women voters.
It seems women don’t like it when men dump their sick wives and get a trophy wife 23 years younger and buy her half a million dollars worth of Tiffany’s jewelry. What a surprise.
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Newt and Callista… such a lovely couple.
The Florida primary is tomorrow… and I expect Callista to win.
photo via Sodahead.com
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At last, we’ve discovered her true identity! Callista Gingrich is Sue Storm, invisible woman from the Fantastic Four comics!
One has an acute sense of smell.
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OBEY CALLISTA!
Does this photo make my blog look big?
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From last night’s “debate,” when Wolf Blitzer asked why the candidates think their wife would make a great first lady. He failed to mention Callista Gingrich’s hair!:
NEWT GINGRICH: “Let me say, first of all, having gotten to know them, I think all three of the wives represented here would be terrific first ladies. Callista and I have gotten to know all three of them, and we think they’d be fabulous people. So I would rather just to talk about why I like Callista, and why I’d like her to be first lady, but she’s not necessarily in any way better. These are wonderful people, and they would be wonderful first ladies.
But Callista brings a couple of things. One is a tremendous artistic focus. She’s done a video in music education, why it really matters. She’s a pianist by background, plays the French horn in a community band, sings in the choir of the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. She really cares about the arts and would bring a really strong feeling for music education and for art, and why it matters to people as part of their education.
She’s also very patriotic about American exceptionalism. She’s had a best-selling “New York Times” book, children’s book, and has really reached out to young people to get them to understand America.
And she’s helped produce and host seven movies now, so she would bring an entire, I think, artistic flavor.
But — and I, obviously, would be thrilled to be able to hang out with her at the White House. So it would be good.”
She plays the French horn!
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