Anthony Weiner. Here’s a guy that has everything going for him, and he’s gotta tweet dick pix to chicks for kicks. Putz.
Then he compounds his dickheadedness by lying about it, then doing a 180 and saying he did tweet X-rated pix. Oh, and btw, the wife is preggers with a little Weiner. And he’s not resigning. Fortunately, Hillary and Bill Clinton are close advisers, and they know from putzkeit.
This idiot. Below you’ll find, in her own words, what makes Sarah Palin this week’s Putz of the Week, along with the fact that she had a fork pizza lunch with frequent POTW Donald Trump.
In her revenge bus tour (seen above), she has not given her schedule to the press, causing all media to scramble to follow her. Why do they bother? She’s copy, that’s why.
I wish they’d stop.
I do hope she’ll be the Republican candidate, but I doubt it will happen. Who would elect such a putz as President? Republicans, that’s who.
Here, in her own words, the reasons Sarah Palin is this week’s Putz of the Week.
“In my opinion, any mandate coming from government is not a good thing.”
“I don’t think I owe anything to the mainstream media,” she told Scientolospondent Greta Van Susteren of FOX News. “I think it would be a mistake for me to become some kind of conventional politician.”
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin says she is “still kind of contemplating” a presidential bid.
Asked by reporters about her plans, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee said, “Why should everyone jump in there right now and start beating each other up in this primary process, showing the other guys our playbook? There’s plenty of time…”
“I’ve said before that George Washington is my favorite founding father because he was reluctant to serve, and yet he rose to the great challenges before him.”
“I’ve said from the beginning, this isn’t a campaign tour, except to campaign on our constitution, our charters of liberty,” she said in her FOX News interview.
This is the schmegeggee who is against gay marriage but is okay with banging the maid… and having a secret kid with her. I suppose this is what they call Republican family values.
How does one cheat on a Kennedy princess and think he’s going to get away with it? I suppose there is no end to the hubris of some men. As my grandmother used to say, Ven der putz shteht, ligt der sechel in drerd! — “When the dick stands up, the brain goes into the ground.” True dat.
I’m sure Maria will be comforted by Arnold’s many millions, and hopefully a better second husband.
For his unmitigated stupidity, Arnold Schwarzenegger is this week’s Putz of the Week.
What a putz! You’ve got to hand it to a putz (right between the eyes) who can hide in plain sight for at least three years or more, but he forgot that Uncle Sam always gets his man. Didn’t he see “Annie Get Your Gun”? Nobody notices in Pakistan. Hey, I feel a song coming on!
Chapter closed. This was a very bad man. I’ll bet he watched a lot of television. Buried at sea… classy, was it not, to send the guy off with the proper Muslim traditions followed? If you’re going to blow someone’s head nearly off, the least you can do is promptly dispose of their corpse. Especially if it’s on a ship.
I can only imagine the jubilation of the Navy men and women on that boat. It was so kind of them to drop bin Laden into the bubbling waters of hell. Farewell, to one of the world’s rotten bastards — and the worst kind this was: he had money.
May 1st will always be Osama’s Dead Day, but today, he’s the Putz of the Week. Adios, mothafuckah!
And now… she’s been here before, and with a little encouragement I think she’ll sing for us again… yes, yes, here she is, Kate Smith! Don’t miss that last note!
With his mouth looking more like an anus every day and functioning much the same as one, Donald Trump pulls a hat trick by becoming the first three-time Putz of the Week, seen here in front of a specially designed restroom for diarrhea of the mouth.
The Donald’s idiocy came to an overcombed crescendo this week with the release of President Obama’s long-form birth certificate, causing “carnival barker” Trump to immediately spin it by taking credit, which made me want to take credit for pushing him off of Trump Tower, if I could only be given the opportunity.
Then, having elevated himself to unbridled schmuckery, he began to question the President’s academic credentials, eliciting cries of racism from the august veteran CBS News journalist Bob Schieffer, among many others.
I have another name for Trump, and it’s Putz of the Week… again.
Poor Kobe. Just as his epic image improvement endeavors were making everyone pseudo-forget about his hotel help fiasco, he goes and uses the gay-unfriendly F word on a ref. And his apology was sloppy.
I’ll forgive him, but he has to buy me a diamond first.
A big one.
Temper tantrums aren’t cute. Kobe Bryant is this week’s Putz of the Week.
It’s bad enough that he’s the purveyor of such a monumental heap of reality drivel as “Celebrity Apprentice,” but this week, The Douche That Ate New York jacked up his phony presidential aspirations with an attack on President Obama’s birth, inciting the crazies who lap up that nonsense with the enthusiasm of the Fancy Feast kitty… and with the same intellect.
Here’s Obama’s birth certificate — and he’s the only President to have ever provided one.
The idiots in the so-called “birther” movement say “It says Certification of Live Birth, it’s not the same thing as a birth certificate.” This kind of statement should only serve to affirm their idiocy. Many states call their birth certificates “Certifcation of Live Birth.” This is beyond “duh,” it’s duh covered in horse manure and served up at Republican fundraisers.
Trump used this tired argument to get publicity this week — saying he’s considering running for President, and drumming up viewers for a show that puts has-beens and never-wases in situations that cause them to act nearly as ridiculously as birthers.
For his sheer blowhardedness, imbecilic rants, tiresome show and all around prickness, Donald Trump is Putz of the Week.
Nothing says “I’m a putz” quite like proving to the public that you’re a rage-o-holic by throwing furniture at a plate glass window while you’re on an image improvement tour. Even his publicist quit that bitch today.
Chris Brown, over-tatted girl beater, who dutifully picked up garbage on the side of the road as punishment for his pummeling of Rihanna, and reportedly took anger management classes (at the Mel Gibson Online School of Image Improvement), is still a rager. Anyone considering a date with homey should revisit Rihanna’s pix.
Yes, I’m all for forgiveness and redemption, but as RuPaul says, “Don’t fuck it up.”
As you can see in this NSFW photo of him, he’s a really big putz… of the week.
No other putz comes close this week to taking the crown from Putz of the Week Charlie Sheen. Unfortunately, his hyperkinetic sense of awareness doesn’t allow for critical analysis of his own behavior… that isn’t skewed by tiger’s blood and 7g crack ball withdrawal and perhaps bipolar mishegass.
Hopefully, we’ll soon see Sheen checked in at UCLA for observation. But I doubt it.
