Mary J. Blige as seen at the AMAs yesterday, and noisome Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes.
Only one is about no more drama.
ty J.Lo
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reality tv
“Real Housewife of Beverly Hills” Taylor Armstrong as seen last night at a TV Guide thing in Beverly Hills, and beleaguered Disney toon Daisy Duck.
One was manipulated by artisans to look like a domestic white duck.
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Kim Kardashian’s father, Robert Kardashian, was the last one seen with O.J.’s suitcase on the morning after the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. It was never found.
Kardashian renewed his license to practice law and was named an attorney for Simpson, conveniently preventing him from testifying in the case. He died of esophageal cancer (and no, I never, ever get tired of this).
O.J. will be eligible for parole in 2017, but could do time until roughly 2040, when he’ll be 93.
Kim Kardashian claims her marriage was not a sham.
This is a lovely family that has exhibited the fine qualities usually seen in convicts, vulgarians and slimy attorneys.
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Kim Kardashian’s ass is filing for divorce from that basketball lummox who walked down the reality aisle with her, reports TMZ. The bitches couldn’t stand each other for more than 72 days, which was probably the required time under the contract.
Hopefully, Kim won’t have to return to porn, having earned $18 million from the wedding.
So much for the skanktity of marriage.
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After Michael Lohan’s second arrest in as many days, I thought I’d put together a Stupidgraph™ to help understand why our culture is such a mess.
Winning imbecile Charlie Sheen, Khloe Kardashian mugshot, Danielle Staub and her eyebrows, momager Dina Lohan, polidiot Michele Bachmann, surgified dumbster Heidi Montag, slap-happy numbskull Chris Brown, box-of-rocks dumb Lindsay Lohan, starfaced tattoo girl, reality trash Snooki, country bankrupter George W. Bush, millionaire dumbfuck Kim Kardashian, Jersey emptyhead ‘The Situation’, Tea Party leader Sarah Palin, table-turner Teresa Giudice, and balcony jumper Michael Lohan.
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Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub, 49, at the opening of the Mona Lisa Cosmetic Surgery Center in Wayne, New Jersey, and “Cavity Sam” of the “Operation” board game.
One of them has undergone multiple procedures with questionable results.
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Former reality star Nicole Richie escorts Amanda Knox to a waiting vehicle.
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New love reality for OWN star Rosie O’Donnell and a woman she met in a Starbucks, Michelle Rounds…
… and owned reality widow Taylor Armstrong and her late husband, Russell.
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First, let me say, nice bathing suit, Kris.
Kim Kardashian’s wedding is finally over. Now the real hype can begin as E! rolls out the promo for the October broadcast. I can’t help but think that this vapidity is one of the reasons America is hated around the world. Yes, that’s right. I blame the Kardashians, in part, for crazed Jihadis who blow themselves up, although after hearing that Kim and Co. will earn nearly $18 million from the wedding, I’m tempted to blow myself up.
Too bad Kim’s father didn’t live to see her get married — he’s busy burning in hell for his part in O.J. Simpson’s defense. I’ll take this opportunity to once again remind that Bob Kardashian was the last person seen with OJ’s suitcase the day after the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman — and it was never seen again. Some say it held OJ’s bloody clothes, which were never found.
Bob Kardashian then renewed his license to practice law, so he was then legally unable to testify against his client. He died in 2003 of esophageal cancer.
But despite my disgust, I wish the newlyweds all the happiness of the Simpsons.
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Dinner at Patti’s.
from LaBelleoftheBall
ty Derrick T.
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