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The bloodsucking pests continue to plague New York City, reports the NY Times.
As you can see by the video below, they’re very hard to get rid of, and they’re very annoying.
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“Suicide” survivor Fantasia as seen at a GMA performance today, and noted Stooge Moe Howard.
So alike, and yet only one lived long enough to get a reality show.
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Jackie DeShannon is 66 today! Here she is on Shindig, from 1965… with choreography by the American Psychiatric Association.
And now, Celebritweets Theatre.
Another cartoon, why of course! It’s Saturday… here’s one from Mark Fiore.
Marsha Hunt, in a rare singing turn in 1941′s “Unholy Partners” — watch for Edward G. Robinson to pop up! Marsha is still with us… she’ll be 93 in October. I love her in “Smash-Up, The Story of a Woman.” The gawker is William T. Orr, who married Jack Warner’s stepdaughter, Joy Page, giving rise to the phrase “The son-in-law also rises.”
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Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.
The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.
I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.
Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.
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While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.
Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.
This is not beauty.
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For those of you watching “Project Runway,” I’m sure you’ll be in agreement when I say, in my best Tim Gunn drawl, “Oh, thank the merciful heavens that Gretchen didn’t win three in a row — she’d have been insufferable!”
That wisp of a designer, lotus blossom Andy from Hawaii, turned a bunch of black ribbon from the party store into something even Heidi Klum was ready to claw her way to a rack to get.
And bravo to the two competitors who helped Andy finish… they could tell they might be working for him someday.
Expect AJ to be the next to go… she looks like she’s about to go crazy if she doesn’t get a bump.
Watch the video below to see Tim’s testosterone infused consultation with Andy — you can practically feel the lust… for fabric.
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Teen idol Justin Bieber and his hair as they appeared last night at some flood benefit in Nashville, and former teen idol Leif Garrett without his hair as he appeared in his recent mugshot following a heroin bust. Garrett will appear on “Celebrity Rehab” this coming season.
Both adorable.
Frederick Breedon/Getty Images
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Talentless porn star Kim Kardashian wore her hair (and face) pulled back for the 2010 Teen Choice Awards in Universal City last night, where she was photographed while attempting to alert an aide that she could no longer move her mouth to speak, and having heard her voice, no one offered assistance.
A rumored six pounds of foundation were used to create Miss Kardashian’s look, including a new shade of flesh-tone lipstick called “Blow Ho” by Revlon, yet another fail of the flesh-tone look.
An EMT was slightly injured when Kim’s eyelash cut his arm.
Jason Merritt/Getty Images
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That hotness is Lynda Erkiletian at the premiere party for “The Real Housewives of D.C.” held at The Madison Hotel in Washington, DC.
I like how her makeup makes her facial fillers look so natural, and that dress does wonders for her shriveled arms… and is really flattering to her hips and bustline, making it unclear where anything begins and ends.
Of course she knows how to dress! She owns the top modeling agency in DC!
Kris Connor/Getty Images
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How long until they give this guy his own reality show? How long will his 15 minutes last?
I think we should expect an internet sensation about once every 10-12 days.
Dumb shit rules.
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"These are simple people. The common clay. The salt of the earth. You know... morons."
--Gene Wilder as "The Waco Kid" in Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"
