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Betty Deuce to the Games!

by Chexy on September 5, 2010

Betty Deuce, looking like a box of See’s Candy, took the kids, Chuck and Anne, out for a day at the Highland Games in Braemar on Saturday. The elderly tots were well behaved until Chuck told one of his vulgar stories, which Anne clearly enjoyed…

and her majesty did not.

Camilla did not appear, as Charles looked better in a skirt than she did.

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Red Sonja

by Chexy on September 3, 2010

Queen Sonja of Norway, wearing what I can only hope is some sort of ceremonial garb, as seen Thursday in Luster at the reopening of Urnes Stave Church, which is on UNESCO’s World Heritage List. And the Queen of Diamonds.

So alike, and yet only one was born on the 4th of July, 1937.

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Camilla: Fleet’s In!

by Chexy on September 1, 2010

Where’s Camilla been, you’ve been wondering? Okay, so only I’ve been wondering. Fine.

The Duchess attended a Royal Navy event to welcome the HMS Astute to the Royal Navy, its most powerful attack submarine.

The sub is able to operate covertly and remain undetected in almost all circumstances, despite being 50% larger than other attack submarines in the fleet.

Just like Camilla!

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Stockholm Chindrome

by Chexy on August 27, 2010

Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden at some function in Helsingborg yesterday, and Waldorf the Muppet.

So alike, and yet only one is made of foam.

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Three Queens

by Chexy on August 26, 2010

Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Queen Sofia of Spain and “newly gay” former Bush campaign manager and RNC Chair, Ken Mehlman.

Marge and Sophie were seen at the wedding of Tatiana Blatnik (an event planner for Diane von Furstenburg) and Prince Nikolaos of Greece. Ken was seen emerging from his own personal hell.

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Prince Carl Philip and Princess Madeleine

by Chexy on August 24, 2010

That’s handsome Prince Carl Philip of Sweden and his sister, Princess Madeleine, at some Parliament anniversary celebration.

The Prince, who is notably single, wore this smashing gray suit, tailored to a fare-thee-well, while the Princess chose a subdued suit and purple shoes to accentuate her royal assets.

Alas, the Prince has taken up with a model, Sofia Hellqvist.

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Hi, Queen!

by Chexy on August 19, 2010

Frumpy King Abdullah II bin al-Hussein, the stunning Queen Rania and lovely Princess Iman of Jordan popped up at the Royal Military Tattoo at Edinburgh Castle on Thursday.

It’s the first time a sovereign from the Middle East has attended Scotland’s annual military event.

Camilla was kept hidden.

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Camilla Pops Up

by Chexy on August 17, 2010

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, in an appearance last weekend at a London memorial service marking the end of WWII. It’s been weeks since she graced her public with her lovely visage, though it seems like much longer.

Camilla’s own war against the senses continues, as seen in this craptabulous pink bonnet, festooned with roses made of used pink Kleenex tissues and fabric coils flown specially to the royal milliner from Jo-Ann Fabrics in Sherman Oaks, California.

She also had her hair colored at the local Y. Top it all off with a pearl necklace worthy of the royal jewels, and there you have her. Please.

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Anne of Guggenheim Gables

by Chexy on August 12, 2010

A cheery looking Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, wore this wacky tiered hat to the graduation ceremonies of 23 Junior Soldiers at the Army Foundation College today in Harrogate, England, where it was a chilly 70 degrees. And here’s an abstract painting of the Guggenheim.

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Bleak House

by Chexy on August 10, 2010

Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that archeologists have discovered the oldest house in England, dating to 8,500 B.C.  The 11 sq. ft. structure turns out to be the childhood home of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

A large tree trunk was also uncovered by the team. “Despite being 11,000 years old, it is well preserved with  its bark still intact.


Camilla’s bark is also still intact.

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