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Troll the ancient… etc.
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Christmas is upon us once again, tumbling out of the calendar like an aged bosom.
As you can see by Camilla’s eyes (they’re in there somewhere), she loves the holidays, finding joy in Father Noel and his sack of toys, her light blue suit a delicious non-seasonal look that accentuates nothing.
Her hair, as golden and warming as a yule log, watched on a computer screen.
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No, this isn’t a promotion for a new Tom Cruise zombie movie… oh, wait, yes it is.
Tom is doing a promo tour for “Mission Impossible 132″ and stopped in Madrid, where he met up with the stunning Duchess of Alba.
I don’t know which of the two is more frightening.
Oh, she is definitely more frightening than the duchess.
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Betty Deuce laid on the royal purple to meet nurses at the new offices of the Dedworth Medical Centre (perhaps not the best name for a medical centre, but there you have it).
The staff members of Windsor Castle use the facilities, and it looks like Betty has to as well.
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Betty Deuce popped up in this gold brocade outfit at the opening of a judicial building, where judges still wear those wacky wigs. Will they ever get over that? So dumb.
It was announced last week that due to new austerity measures, Betty would have to make some cutbacks through 2015. Apparently, she’s begun by recycling her outfits, something Her Majesty rarely does. Betty wore this number in May 2011 on a visit to Ireland (below).
It looks just like new.
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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall meets Chewbacca at a charity event in London.
One of them is having a good hair day. It isn’t Camilla.
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Ah, it’s Christmastime, and Camilla is tormenting children again.
The Duchess of Cornwall held a tea and tree decorating ceremony at Clarence House, where 3-year-old Finley Middleton (no relation) became frightened and tried to run.
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Betty Deuce is charmed by handsome Captain Christopher Miorin of the US Army Rifle drill team, after watching Chris in action at the British Military Tournament, in which Betty played George Washington.
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