A Mars Rover photo transmitted this morning, showing what may have been a stream (left), and a spraytanned Mitt Romney (right) campaigning at Univision.
After spending millions of dollars, erosion reveals the possibility that life was once possible.
That gorgeously mottled model of royal fabulousness, Cayetana, Duchess of Alba, as she appeared last night in Madrid (left) and the skeleton of a chimpanzee (right) just put on display today at the Grant Museum of Zoology in London.
If you know any fuckheads, bastards or bitches (who shall remain nameless), you might want to advise them to lighten up a little… or not — because they’re likely to die sooner than their pleasantly optimistic frenemies.
According to a new Harvard School of Public Health study, cheerfulness may protect against heart problems! I’m sure that looking at a picture of Camilla or the Duchess of Alba also works.
Optimism, satisfaction with life, and general happiness seem to be linked with a reduction in heart and circulatory diseases — regardless of age, socio-economic status, smoking or even body weight. So at least be happy knowing that cunty fuckers will die early!
Please remind all those miserable sonsabitches you know that the disease risk may be as much as 50% lower for cheery sorts.
Sorry, you can’t just be cheerful. You’ve still got to eat right.
An artist’s rendering from NASA, depicting Kepler-22b, a planet which may be hospitable to life as we know it, with a solar system similar to ours, and a temperature of 72 degrees.
Thanks to the discovery of well-preserved bone marrow in a woolly mammoth thigh bone in Siberia, Scientists believe they can clone the long-extinct species and bring it back into existence, according to published reports.