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Huffington Post Puts Believers on Blast

by Chexy on December 20, 2010

Wow! That screaming headline from Huffington Post is bound to piss off some believers!

Seriously, what’s their next headline? UNREAL! SOME JEWS STILL WON’T EAT BACON!

CRAZY! MUSLIMS STOP AND BOW TOWARD MECCA 5 TIMES A DAY!

MESHUGGEH! MORMONS STILL WEAR FUNNY UNDERPANTS!

Oh, I do hope so.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass to Be Part of Eclipse

by Chexy on December 20, 2010

A total lunar eclipse will be visible tonight from North America.

At the end of the eclipse, marketing whiz Kris Kardashian has made arrangements with NASA to have daughter Kim Kardashian’s silver spray-painted ass projected on the moon from the International Space Station, revealing a Kardashian full moon (artist’s rendering above).

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The Kardashianification of Hollywood

by Chexy on December 14, 2010

It comes and it takes over the host body and remakes it in its own image. Beware the Kardashian, which has already transmogrified Cher, Ciara and Katy Perry. You could be next!

If you feel your face begin to stiffen, and you begin to have trouble creating an expression, teams of scientists from the NIH have been placed in major cities to address the crisis. Do not attempt to remove the creature — it can not be destroyed.

The nest is believed to be centered somewhere near Calabasas.

for J.Lo

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Mother Star

by Chexy on December 14, 2010

Gabourey Sidibe as seen last night in a slimming, belted outfit at a screening of “Blue Valentine” in NYC, and a Geminid meteor as seen last night near Orion’s Belt over the Mojave Desert  in Calif.

So alike, and yet only one exploded in a vast expanse.

Stephen Lovekin/Getty
AP Photo/AstroPics.com, Wally Pacholka

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NASA Discovers New Life Form

by Chexy on December 2, 2010

NASA scientists believe that an arsenic-eating bacterium found at the bottom of a lake in California could have big implications for ongoing searches for extraterrestrial life.

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Partly Sunny with a Chance of Betty Deuce

by Chexy on October 22, 2010

Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, is in Northern Ireland for a little jaunt. She popped by this TV station and they showed her how the weather works. Watch as Betty tries to look interested. I smell a reality show in the making! Move over Sam Champion, there’s another fabulous queen ready for the forecast!

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Kim Kardashian, Phone Home

by Chexy on October 11, 2010

Talent-free promo pimp Kim Kardashian as seen Friday night at some casino opening in Connecticut, and an alien.

So alike, and yet only one was created using entirely synthetic materials.

Astrid Stawiarz/Getty

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Wacky Weather

by Chexy on October 1, 2010

L.A.’s crazazy weather continues. Was Al Gore right?

It felt like Philadelphia here yesterday. Associate Press ran that amazing photo showing a rainbow and lightning at once over Hollywood.

How appropriate.

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Bleak House

by Chexy on August 10, 2010

Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that archeologists have discovered the oldest house in England, dating to 8,500 B.C.  The 11 sq. ft. structure turns out to be the childhood home of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

A large tree trunk was also uncovered by the team. “Despite being 11,000 years old, it is well preserved with  its bark still intact.


Camilla’s bark is also still intact.

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Betty Deuce, Sourpuss

by Chexy on June 23, 2010

Uh oh, it looks like someone needs her Depend changed.

Betty Deuce grimaces at the 350th anniversary of the Royal Society, where Prince Willie was conferred a fellowship.

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