A total lunar eclipse will be visible tonight from North America.
At the end of the eclipse, marketing whiz Kris Kardashian has made arrangements with NASA to have daughter Kim Kardashian’s silver spray-painted ass projected on the moon from the International Space Station, revealing a Kardashian full moon (artist’s rendering above).
It comes and it takes over the host body and remakes it in its own image. Beware the Kardashian, which has already transmogrified Cher, Ciara and Katy Perry. You could be next!
If you feel your face begin to stiffen, and you begin to have trouble creating an expression, teams of scientists from the NIH have been placed in major cities to address the crisis. Do not attempt to remove the creature — it can not be destroyed.
The nest is believed to be centered somewhere near Calabasas.
Gabourey Sidibe as seen last night in a slimming, belted outfit at a screening of “Blue Valentine” in NYC, and a Geminid meteor as seen last night near Orion’s Belt over the Mojave Desert in Calif.
So alike, and yet only one exploded in a vast expanse.
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NASA scientists believe that an arsenic-eating bacterium found at the bottom of a lake in California could have big implications for ongoing searches for extraterrestrial life.
Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, is in Northern Ireland for a little jaunt. She popped by this TV station and they showed her how the weather works. Watch as Betty tries to look interested. I smell a reality show in the making! Move over Sam Champion, there’s another fabulous queen ready for the forecast!
Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that archeologists have discovered the oldest house in England, dating to 8,500 B.C. The 11 sq. ft. structure turns out to be the childhood home of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.
A large tree trunk was also uncovered by the team. “Despite being 11,000 years old, it is well preserved with its bark still intact.