In a shocking revelation, Rielle Hunter revealed exclusively to Chexydecimal that she is, in fact, John Edwards.
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It was announced Wednesday that versatile Greg Kinnear and the lovely independent spirit Katie Holmes will play John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy (seen above on a 1963 trip to Dallas) in the History Channel’s 2011 eight-hour mini-series, The Kennedys. Joel Surnow, creator of 24, will produce with already controversial scripts from filmmaker Robert Greenwald, who will reportedly limn Jack as the playboy that he was.
Oh, this is going to be wonderful.
Caroline Kennedy has already said she is outraged because JFK will be portrayed as a “sex maniac.” And who to play Caroline as a child?
Suri Cruise?! Oh, I hope so!
Who will play JFK’s favorite mobster moll girlfriend, Judith Exner?
I vote for Monica Lewinsky! I’m smellin’ Emmys!
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A giant phallus (relatively speaking) is carried through the streets Sunday during the Kanamara Fertility Festival in Kawasaki, Japan.
It’s the biggest dick cheered by crowds since Richard Nixon served as Grand Marshal of the Rose Parade in 1960.
Koichi Kamoshida/Getty Images
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First female Oscar winner for Best Director Kathryn Bigelow, and English schoolteacher Melinday Dennehy, arrested for allegedly texting nude pix of herself to a 15-year-old male student.
One has left a number of men disappointed.
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Ladies and Gents, the future King of England, Chuckie, wearing his best fur top hat for the second day at the Royal Ascot races. He’s handsome, rich, and gets to sleep with Camilla.
Some guys have all the luck.
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Was 72-year-old David Carradine a victim of autoerotic asphyxiation? Reports say Dave was found with rope around his neck and old man nuggets. Well, that’s awkward for the six o’clock news, now isn’t it?
According the “The Straight Dope’s” Cecil Adams, “Autoerotic asphyxiation — “suicide” is a misnomer, since death is usually accidental — it is in fact fairly common. One researcher estimates there are at least 50 deaths annually nationwide. The victims are mostly young males; evidently if you live long enough to become an old male you start getting a partner to help you, although it’s quite dangerous even so.“
So if you’re getting into wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap or duct tape or hanging yourself in a closet every now and again for some jollies, you might want to have an escape plan… or nearby friend with a honed Ginsu knife, grasshopper.
UPDATE: AP just posted an article about it… saying, in part, “Pornthip Rojanasunand, director of Thailand’s Central Institute of Forensic Science, said Carradine may have died attempting a sex act known as auto-erotic asphyxiation — cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal.”
Well, there ya go. Now it’ll be on TV tonight! And say it with me, “Pornthip Rojanasunand!”
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Pope Benedict XVI, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, etc., took his show on the road to Israel, meeting with Israeli President Shimon Peres, who gave His Holiness a nano bible, in Hebrew, inscribed on a particle about the size of a piece of sand. I mean, what do you get for a former Hitler Youth member who has everything?
In other church news, Archbishop Rembert Weakland (above), 82, former head of the Milwaukee archdiocese, has written a book about his sexual orientation — he’s gay. Weakland quit after a former Marquette University theology student revealed in May 2002 that he was paid $450,000 on an assault claim he made against the archbishop 20 years earlier.
In other church news, Archbishop Rembert Weakland (above), 82, former head of the Milwaukee archdiocese, has written a book about his sexual orientation — he’s gay. Weakland quit after a former Marquette University theology student revealed in May 2002 that he was paid $450,000 on an assault claim he made against the archbishop 20 years earlier.
The money came from the archdiocese.
The Pope will also visit Palestinian territories on his trip.
Photo by Rina Castelnuovo-Pool/Getty Images
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Once you’ve been on TV as an “American Idol,” and take that long road down the Wannabeen Highway, you still get plenty of tail, as seen here in the new twosome of self-idolizing Constantin Maroulis and tiny sex titan Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Or they just happened to be at an Emmy Awards gala at the Marriott in NYC the other night, one or the other.
Photo by Brad Barket/Getty Images
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At last, the Duchess of Cornwall stands agape in Rio after leaving her hovel in Britain for a jaunty leap to Brazil! Where hearts are entertaining June! I love it when Cammy brings out her parasol — it makes her look almost female.
Chaz appears to be diggin’ the display — this is more sex than he’s had since never. The royals are on a 10-day tour of South America — with visits slated for Chile, Brazil, Ecuador and the Galapagos.
And now, enjoy this lovely cartoon by Alex Budovsky, featuring music by The Real Tuesday Weld!
Photos by Chris Jackson/Getty Images
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