by Chexy on August 26, 2010

Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Queen Sofia of Spain and “newly gay” former Bush campaign manager and RNC Chair, Ken Mehlman.
Marge and Sophie were seen at the wedding of Tatiana Blatnik (an event planner for Diane von Furstenburg) and Prince Nikolaos of Greece. Ken was seen emerging from his own personal hell.
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by Chexy on August 19, 2010

Shauna Sand, as reconstructed by recently dead Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.
Never text while performing plastic surgery.
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by Chexy on August 12, 2010
by Chexy on August 10, 2010

Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that archeologists have discovered the oldest house in England, dating to 8,500 B.C. The 11 sq. ft. structure turns out to be the childhood home of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.
A large tree trunk was also uncovered by the team. “Despite being 11,000 years old, it is well preserved with its bark still intact.

Camilla’s bark is also still intact.
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by Chexy on July 30, 2010

Never adorable former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton will be married this weekend, and you can see by the above pic that she’s gotten more photogenic.
She’s apparently dropped thirty pounds for her Great Big Jewish Wedding. Well, the groom’s family, anyway.

It’s no surprise she picked a Jewish guy. Her father used to date a Jewish girl.

Mazel Tov!
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by Chexy on July 28, 2010

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, left her hangover recovery time to attend the Sandringham Flower Show in King’s Lynn, England.
I think her hairdo is best described as royally unkempt. A dash of mascara applied with a toothbrush, some pearls and a few dragonfly pins, and she’s ready… for a depilatory. From today’s closeup, we can see that the Duchess probably had quiche for brunch.

Reapplying lipstick is so tiresome for Camilla. Still, she manages to look as fresh as a drunk daisy.
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by Chexy on July 22, 2010

Robert Duvall and Sissy Spacek as they appeared last night at a party after the screening of “Get Low” in NYC, and Peter Boyle and Madeline Kahn in “Young Frankenstein.”
So alike, and yet only one has an enormous schwanzstucker.
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by Chexy on July 16, 2010

Jurgen Melzer of Austria (top) and Philipp Petzschner (bottom) of Germany won the Mens Doubles Final at Wimbledon on Saturday.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Get a Room edition.
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