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In-your-face French terrorist Mohammed Merah, shot dead this morning in Toulouse, France (left) and terrifying character actress Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz” (right).
Both liquidated.
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On the left, a model at the Gareth Pugh show today at Paris Fashion Week, and on the right, an Abu Ghraib torture victim.
One’s a hot mess, one’s electrically charged.
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It seems we’re going to be hearing a lot more about computer viruses as weapons. Watch this video.
ty RG
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in techno, terror, the internets
“Bastard gave me big bowl of red pepper hummus for our anniversary.”
“He said my burqa made my ass look big.”
“Called me Taja instead of Mahima… twice!”
“He had me fitted with a belt of explosives… wouldn’t let me wear it.”
“Never treats me sweet and gentle the way he should, I got it bad and that ain’t good.”
“Would sing ‘Prisoner of Love’ in the shower, drive me crazy.”
“When he bowed toward Mecca, he would fart and blame it on me.”
“Always left the toilet seat up.”
“When he couldn’t get an erection, he blamed the Jews.”
“Never took me anywhere.”
“More interested in porn than me.”
“Wore my turbans without asking.”
“Never asked for directions.”
“He never wanted my mother to come over.”
“Watched reruns of ‘Seinfeld’ and would recite the dialog, drive me crazy!”
“Called me Mahima instead of Taja… twice!”
“Thinks Jennifer Aniston is pretty!”
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The Scientologists have purchased the former PBS affiliate KCET in Los Angeles, reportedly for $14 million, and it looks like they need a studio to produce television programming to spread the word about their loony fanaticism.
Here’s a few of the titles we might expect:
Battlefield Earth: The Series
Suri’s Me Street
E-Metering with the Stars
I Love Xenu
The Real Housewives of Clearwater
The A-List with John Travolta and Tom Cruise
Without a Trace… of Personality
Live with Xenu and Kelly Preston
As the Volcano Turns
All My Children Are Brainwashed
A Billion Lives to Live
L. Ron Hubbard’s Celebrity Apprentice
Truth or Consequences
I’ve Got a Secret
Law & Order: Suppressive Persons Unit
America’s Funniest Homo Videos That We Keep in Our Vaults
Good Morning, Hemet!
Glib, She Wrote
Talk Barley Soup
Two and a Half Thetans
Auditor Science Fiction Theatre 3000
American Idol: OT VII
Married… with Children, But Only for Show
by Chexy and Johnny Lopez
Tom Cruise pic from Anorak.co.UK
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Calvary by Andrea Mantegna, 1460
Click picture for larger image, then right click for free Jesus wallpaper!
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Kim Kardashian’s ass has released a new “song.” In the interest of public health, I will not post it here. I did want to talk about the picture of Kim that appears on the single. The necklace features an emergency “pendant shot” of Botox, which Kim must carry at all times in case she encounters a wrinkle in the mirror, much the way a person allergic to bee stings must carry an EpiPen with a dose of epinephrine should they encounter an angry bee.
Kim’s new single has all of the musical appeal of the D Train rounding a curve in cold weather. Kim says that proceeds from the single will go to charity… hopefully, it will be used to treat otic damage caused by listening to it.
for DT
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German President Christian Wulff (center) and Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski (right) walk under the wrought-iron “Arbeit Macht Frei” (Work Makes You Free) gate at a memorial ceremony at Auschwitz I concentration camp in Oswiecim, Poland, marking the 66th anniversary of its liberation by Soviet Troops. Below, a survivor remembers.
Sean Gallup/Getty
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in memorials, oh the horror, remembering, terror, the jews, world affairs
It’s fashion menswear week in Milan, and here’s a turbaned look from Frankie Morello that we’ll call Militant Teen Mosque Usher, seen here displaying the latest in chic explosive vestwear for both comfort, style and fingerless gloves for breezy detonation.
Yes, this look should be blowing up soon.
Daniele Schiavello/Catwalking/Getty
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--Jimmy Buffett
