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the jews

Judge Judy: The Solomon of Our Time

by Chexy on January 9, 2012

For those of you who sleep-in on Sundays, you missed Judge Judy being profiled on “CBS Sunday Morning.” Here’s the footage… and get a load of that house!

Don’t judge her.

ty Porgy

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Holiday on Rice

by Chexy on December 25, 2011

Me: “I’d like something spicy with beef.”

Waiter: “How about… (pause) Spicy Beef?”

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It’s Christmas

by Chexy on December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas, to all believers.

Nativity Christmas ornament, c. 1997

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It’s Hanukkah!

by Chexy on December 20, 2011

Happy Hanukkah to all!

Here’s Sammy and his jacket!

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Whole Foods Hanukkah Fail

by Chexy on December 19, 2011

The Whole Foods market in L.A.’s glamorous Fairfax district is ready to serve their Jewish customers for Hanukkah. Sorta.

Fail.

(For my non-Jewish readers, one doesn’t eat matzo on Hanukkah… that’s for Passover… which is around Eastertime.)

via Heeb
ty Steve D.

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Friday Face: Kirk Douglas is 95

by Chexy on December 9, 2011

Kirk Douglas is 95 today, and that makes him today’s Friday Face.

And as my grandmother would say, “Did you know Kirk Douglas was Jewish?!”

Douglas was born Issur Danielovitch in Amsterdam New York, December 9th, 1916. His first film, “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers,” is one of my favorites. It was profiled in a previous Friday Face.

But Douglas is best remembered for Stanley Kubrick’s “Spartacus,” which Douglas also produced, using writers who had been previously blacklisted during the McCarthy era.

Happy Birthday to one of Los Angeles’ great citizens, Kirk Douglas, today’s Friday Face.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Gareth Pugh

by Chexy on September 29, 2011

Ladies, are you looking for a smart outfit for Rosh Hashonah dinner? This handy Gareth Pugh getup will also catch any stray matzo balls in its convenient face grating, and you can also keep your face from grating on annoyed relatives, no easy task for some. Although it could be inconvenient when you try to blow the shofar, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Don’t let your ruggelach crumbs get all over your top! Here’s the answer to all your food-related stains, as seen yesterday at Spring/Summer 2012 Paris Fashion Week.

Shana tovah!

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Birthday: Helen Thomas

by Chexy on August 4, 2011

Nonogenarian Jew-hater and disgraced doyenne of the White House Press Corps, Helen Thomas turns 91 today.

Yasser Arafat hasn’t been dead long enough (just since 2004).

In October, the Council on American-Islamic Relations gave Thomas a lifetime achievement award.

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Call in the Calvary

by Chexy on April 22, 2011

Calvary by Andrea Mantegna, 1460

Click picture for larger image, then right click for free Jesus wallpaper!

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Good Friday

by Chexy on April 22, 2011

Adi Nes, Untitled (Christ), 2009

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