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Call in the Calvary

by Chexy on April 22, 2011

Calvary by Andrea Mantegna, 1460

Click picture for larger image, then right click for free Jesus wallpaper!

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Good Friday

by Chexy on April 22, 2011

Adi Nes, Untitled (Christ), 2009

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B’nai Bitch

by Chexy on March 20, 2011

Reality TV star Sarah Palin attempted to build her international experience with a visit to Jerusalem on Sunday — in an effort to look presidential.

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still not Kosher.

Hopefully, she’ll head to Libya.

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Benny and the Jews

by Chexy on March 2, 2011

Pope Benny XVI today exonerated the Jews in the death of Jesus Christ. Thanks, Benny!

Elan Steinberg, vice-president of the American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors and their Descendants, welcomed Benny’s words. “This is a major step forward. This is a personal repudiation of the theological underpinning of centuries of anti-Semitism,” he told Reuters.

The Pope made no mention of exonerating gentiles for Spam, Oscar Mayer and Velveeta.

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Real Gone Places: Lou’s Deli

by Chexy on March 1, 2011

Lou’s Deli, whose flashing neon was a fixture on 38th Street in New York for more than 80 years…

Now it’s Ben’s Deli, where they cure their own corned beef, and their “Chicken Soup Cures Everything Else.”

Lou went on to cater the Kosher meals on airplanes, etc.

Ess gezunterhait. (Yiddish for “Eat in good health.”)

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International Holocaust Remembrance Day

by Chexy on January 27, 2011

German President Christian Wulff (center) and Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski (right) walk under the wrought-iron “Arbeit Macht Frei” (Work Makes You Free) gate at a memorial ceremony at Auschwitz I concentration camp in Oswiecim, Poland, marking the 66th anniversary of its liberation by Soviet Troops. Below, a survivor remembers.

Sean Gallup/Getty

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Birthday: Sandy Koufax is 75

by Chexy on December 30, 2010

Noted southpaw Sandy Koufax, elite member of the tiny club of renowned Jewish athletes, best remembered for pitching 4 no-hitters, being MVP 3 times, winning the Cy Young 3 times, and for not pitching on Yom Kippur in Game 1 of the 1965 World Series, is 75 years old today, kenahorrah.

In observance of Sandy Koufax’s 75th birthday, I won’t be blogging today.

Fun Fact:  Sandy was married to artist/author Anne Heath Widmark, daughter of actor Richard Widmark. They divorced in 1982.

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Huffington Post Puts Believers on Blast

by Chexy on December 20, 2010

Wow! That screaming headline from Huffington Post is bound to piss off some believers!

Seriously, what’s their next headline? UNREAL! SOME JEWS STILL WON’T EAT BACON!

CRAZY! MUSLIMS STOP AND BOW TOWARD MECCA 5 TIMES A DAY!

MESHUGGEH! MORMONS STILL WEAR FUNNY UNDERPANTS!

Oh, I do hope so.

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Prince Chuck Visits Jewish Museum

by Chexy on December 15, 2010

Prince Chuckeleh, a Prince among men in Wales, attended the opening of the Jewish Museum on Tuesday in London, as seen here with his royal punim in front of an antique bakery union banner, and that nice lady gave him a free cookie. Such a nice boy.

That reminds me… I once went to the Museum of Tolerance in L.A., but there was a ten-minute wait to get in, so I left.

Try the chicken. At least just taste it. You might like it. Taste it! Fine, don’t taste it.

Taste just a little piece.

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Houdini at the Jewish Museum, Nu?

by Chexy on November 2, 2010

Don’t you feel just like that on some Tuesday mornings? That’s Harry Houdini in his infamous water torture trick.

The Jewish Museum in NYC is running a Houdini exhibit through March. Here’s a quote from an online article about it:

Houdini—the world-famous magician and escape artist, consummate showman, American superhero, and anti-Spiritualist crusader—found the bright lure of the big stage greater than the austere pulpit of his father’s rabbinic profession. Houdini lived for only fifty-two years, but his significance as a Jew who made it into the mainstream, as a popular phenomenon who attracted huge crowds, and as a muse for artists working today is extraordinary.

Houdini was played by Tony Curtis in the biopic. He died on Halloween, 1926.

Here’s Harry in a clip from his early 1920′s reality show, “Keeping Up with the Weisses.”

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