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Thursday Gifs: Dumb Bastards

by Chexy on September 27, 2012

Problematic dumbasses take up a lot of time, don’t they? Here are a few for your amusement, as they get their just due.

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Dumbass robber.

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Rascal guy vs. elevator.

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Guy knocks himself out.


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Bull Market

by Chexy on May 31, 2012

Sebatian Castella performing in the ring in Aranjuez, Spain. Do you mind him in the ring? I don’t.

But those pink pants and socks have to go. Even the bull thinks so.

Julian “El Juli” Lopez shakes a fist at a toro.

He was later gored in the stomach.

Jose Maria Manzanares had a good day. I hope you do.



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Kate in Checks

by Chexy on May 14, 2012

It’s the Duchess of Cambridge, looking hungrier every day, but better when she’s surrounded by checkerboard, as seen at some Olympic thingy on Friday.



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No-Eyed Shrimp and Other Gulf Horrors

by Chexy on April 18, 2012

Must we get our truth from Al Jazeera? The Qatar news network reports that eyeless shrimp and fish with lesions are among the deformities being seen in the Gulf of Mexico following the April 2010 BP oil spill, with one recent catch yielding a reported 400 pounds of shrimp without eyes. It’s all rather fishy.

Watch the clip and draw your own conclusions.

ty Ben W.


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Sick Day

by Chexy on March 2, 2012


I’m expected to live, but I feel awful.


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Madonna at ‘W.E.’ Premiere

by Chexy on January 24, 2012

Madonna, as she appeared last night at the NYC premiere of her film, “W.E.” at the Ziegfeld Theatre.

One of the pitfalls of Botox is that you can’t tell how far you’re stretching your facial muscles, because they’ve been deadened, leading to expressions like this when a photog yells, “Big smile, Madonna!”

Speaking of facial immobility, Kim Kardashian co-hosted “Live with Kelly and Not Regis” yesterday, where she was snapped while attempting to smile.

I don’t know if you’ve heard… she’s single.


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One and a Half Men

by Chexy on September 28, 2011

Ashton Kutcher made news yesterday on when they reported that he banged some blonde in Las Vegas, and the story went wide. That didn’t prevent the sitcom doofus cleanup man from showing up at some awards nonsense last night at the Kodak, honoring wee TV magnate Ryan Seacrest.

If you don’t think Ashton’s a putz, I offer up that hat as proof. But which of these two is more guilty of a moral trespass? Ryan Seacrest brought us “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” and its multiple spinoff infections.

Fun Fact: Kim Kardashian’s Ass is the most popular post on Chexydecimal.


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Will and Jada to Split?

by Chexy on August 23, 2011

There’s no confirmation from their camps yet, but InTouch is reporting that the precociously lovey-dovey twosome, box-office star Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting like Jada’s legs in the above photo.

They were featured in this month’s Architectural Digest, with their home in which everything is handmade… and if you’ve ever been to a craft store, you know how hideous that can be. He should let Jada keep the house. No loss.

Will and Jada are also rumored to be secret Scientologists (among other things), just like J.Lo… whose marriage also kacked this summer.

Jada’s currently starring in the hospital melodrama “HawthoRNe” on TV — perhaps she can resuscitate her marriage.

Scientology wants all the money!

UPDATE: After nearly a full day of internet rumors, the Smiths issued a statement denying the split. Which means only one thing: they’ll split next month.

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Uh Oh, SpaghettiOs, Bitch?!

by Chexy on May 5, 2011

“I’ve been baking a lasagna all day and you wanna eat Spaghetti Os? Heeeeeeeelllll no!”

That’s how it must have gone down this past weekend in the Kenai Peninsula area of Alaska when Benjamin Peterson’s live-in BF, Dustin Clark, chose to have a can of the horrid Os instead of Benny’s homemade lasagna, causing Ben to go off — breaking household items and throwing furniture, kicking a stove, and eventually breaking a glass door.

Don’t F with a bitch who’s been cooking for you all damned day!

According to an affidavit from Alaska State Trooper Michael Wilson, Clark called 911 on Saturday to report that his BF had assaulted him and was “enraged” and “freaking out” because of the Spaghetti Os.

Peterson was arrested on a criminal mischief charge, poor boy, and must have no contact with Clark, with whom he owns the home.

Via Peninsula Clarion
TY Rick F.


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Two-Headed Cow

by Chexy on January 7, 2011

If you’re downwind of Georgia (the other Georgia over there near Russia), you might wake up to find this odd creature in the barn. It’s not as good as a chicken pecking at a piano, but it’ll do.

The woman explains in the video how she at first thought it was twins, and says she’s been feeding it since it was rejected by its mama. The calf apparently has trouble standing. Four eyes and three ears don’t help your bovine balance.

This isn’t new. I’ve known a few two-faced cows.

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