Madonna, as she appeared last night at the NYC premiere of her film, “W.E.” at the Ziegfeld Theatre.
One of the pitfalls of Botox is that you can’t tell how far you’re stretching your facial muscles, because they’ve been deadened, leading to expressions like this when a photog yells, “Big smile, Madonna!”
Speaking of facial immobility, Kim Kardashian co-hosted “Live with Kelly and Not Regis” yesterday, where she was snapped while attempting to smile.
Ashton Kutcher made news yesterday on TheDirty.com when they reported that he banged some blonde in Las Vegas, and the story went wide. That didn’t prevent the sitcom doofus cleanup man from showing up at some awards nonsense last night at the Kodak, honoring wee TV magnate Ryan Seacrest.
If you don’t think Ashton’s a putz, I offer up that hat as proof. But which of these two is more guilty of a moral trespass? Ryan Seacrest brought us “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” and its multiple spinoff infections.
There’s no confirmation from their camps yet, but InTouch is reporting that the precociously lovey-dovey twosome, box-office star Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting like Jada’s legs in the above photo.
They were featured in this month’s Architectural Digest, with their home in which everything is handmade… and if you’ve ever been to a craft store, you know how hideous that can be. He should let Jada keep the house. No loss.
Will and Jada are also rumored to be secret Scientologists (among other things), just like J.Lo… whose marriage also kacked this summer.
Jada’s currently starring in the hospital melodrama “HawthoRNe” on TV — perhaps she can resuscitate her marriage.
Scientology wants all the money!
UPDATE: After nearly a full day of internet rumors, the Smiths issued a statement denying the split. Which means only one thing: they’ll split next month.
“I’ve been baking a lasagna all day and you wanna eat Spaghetti Os? Heeeeeeeelllll no!”
That’s how it must have gone down this past weekend in the Kenai Peninsula area of Alaska when Benjamin Peterson’s live-in BF, Dustin Clark, chose to have a can of the horrid Os instead of Benny’s homemade lasagna, causing Ben to go off — breaking household items and throwing furniture, kicking a stove, and eventually breaking a glass door.
Don’t F with a bitch who’s been cooking for you all damned day!
According to an affidavit from Alaska State Trooper Michael Wilson, Clark called 911 on Saturday to report that his BF had assaulted him and was “enraged” and “freaking out” because of the Spaghetti Os.
Peterson was arrested on a criminal mischief charge, poor boy, and must have no contact with Clark, with whom he owns the home.
If you’re downwind of Georgia (the other Georgia over there near Russia), you might wake up to find this odd creature in the barn. It’s not as good as a chicken pecking at a piano, but it’ll do.
The woman explains in the video how she at first thought it was twins, and says she’s been feeding it since it was rejected by its mama. The calf apparently has trouble standing. Four eyes and three ears don’t help your bovine balance.
A perfect metaphor for the stalled US economy, a bloated, disabled Carnival Cruise ship full of non-working people is being towed slowly back to port while receiving government aid.
Here, a U.S. Navy Sea Hawk helicopter delivers pallets of supplies from the aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan to the “Splendor.”
There are 5,000 people on board the ship, which is TWICE the size of the Titanic.
Here’s an interesting video on the subject of time… and how our beliefs about time affect us. From Professor Philip Zimbardo via the Renaissance Society of America. Animation by CognitiveMedia of the UK.
He survived two kidney transplants and being that close to Nancy Reagan’s hair, but it’s not looking good for Arnold, who like most of the residents of Utah, is unconscious.
UPDATE: Coleman went to that great sitcom in the sky today. Read his obit here.
