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Lindsay Lohan (left) as seen yesterday in an L.A. courtroom where the judge checked up on her parole, and a 1965 Glamour Misty from the Ideal Toy Corporation (right).
One has atrocious man-made hair, painted eyebrows and plastic lips. Look at her.
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Buckingham Palace gardeners are putting the final touches on Prince Phil’s eyebrows, in preparation for Friday’s big day, as seen during his appearance today with Betty Deuce at the Sainsbury Laboratory for Plant Sciences in the University of Cambridge Botanic Garden, where samples were taken of Phil’s exterior nose and cheek plantings.
Betty was a blissful beauty in a blue-buttoned number and bowed bonnet with brooch, and that bauble is a biggie! Let’s have a better look…
It’s known as Prince Albert’s Sapphire Brooch, a large oval sapphire with a dozen monster diamonds; it was a wedding gift from Albert to his bride, Queen Victoria, in 1840.
Andrew Winning – WPA Pool/Getty
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A compliance auditor for L.A. County died in her cubicle on Friday, but wasn’t found until Saturday afternoon, when a security guard noticed her slumped over a desk. Accounting work is very taxing… check your stubs.
Rebecca Wells, 51, worked for the County’s Department of Internal Services. Her exact time of death is unclear, but detectives say that she may have been dead a day before her body was discovered in her cubicle. Pity the fool who gets that cube next!
The last time a co-worker saw her alive was Friday morning around 9:00 a.m., but no one reported seeing her “napping.”
Cause of death is unknown, and foul play is not suspected, but accounting is well-known for being deadly dull.
ty J.Lo
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Here comes the bride — and someone has TP’d her.
That’s unfortunate model Franziska Knuppe (pronounced “Knuppe”) as seen on the runway at the Le Ver Couture Show during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin today.
Don’t squeeze her.
Andreas Rentz/Getty
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We’ve all had crappy Chinese food. Now you can decide while you’re dining — as seen at the Modern Toilet restaurant in Kunming, China, where the seats are made from converted toilets, and surprisingly, business is not tanking, in fact, they’re flush with customers. No shit.
They’ve taken the theme to extremes, with urinal wall decor and dishes including “Excrement Ice Cream,” “Toilet Bowl Hot Pot” and “Fried Poo Sticks.” What, no “Custurd”? Chow Water Mein? Take a Dumplings? (I’ll stop there.)
Owner Xu Liang says the restaurant has been particularly popular with students, who say that half an hour after eating, you’re wanting to go again.
Via The Times of India
ht JLo
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Pope Benny, who last week said that condoms are okay for male prostitutes, receives a kiss from Cardinal Leonardo Sandri at the end of the Vespers prayer in Vatican City.. and Tinky Winky and Lala of Teletubbies fame.
Religious leaders have questioned the sexuality of the pair.
Franco Origlia/Getty
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Former South African President Nelson Mandela’s new book, “Conversations with Myself,” a personal portrait of the 92-year-old’s life and struggles, has a foreword by President Barack Obama. And game show doofus Howie Mandel’s new book, “Here’s the Deal, Don’t Touch Me,” a personal portrait of the germaphobe’s life and struggles.
One will be a big seller in the United States.
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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as seen at the UN today, where 140 world leaders are attending the Millennium Development Goals summit — 3 days devoted to ending global poverty, hunger and disease within the next five years.
Yeah, they oughta be able to work that out in 3 days with brainpower like Mahmoud!
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Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.
The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.
I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.
Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.
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Teen idol Justin Bieber and his hair as they appeared last night at some flood benefit in Nashville, and former teen idol Leif Garrett without his hair as he appeared in his recent mugshot following a heroin bust. Garrett will appear on “Celebrity Rehab” this coming season.
Both adorable.
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