by Chexy on January 31, 2012

Wooden nepostar Nicolas Cage (right) and his wax figure (left), as seen at the Musee Grevin in Paris on Monday.
One has the ability to create a character. I wonder how they made the hair… on the real one.
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by Chexy on January 30, 2012

Novak Djokovic (pronounced “Djokovic”) of Serbia celebrates a winning point against Rafael Nadal at the Australian Open. Back to my diet today.

Armin Mahbanoozadeh (uh huh) shows his flexibility at the men’s free skate in San Jose, Calif. That’s my Armin!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (I know) is jumped by Marki Van Bommel in Milan. And he barely feels it.

Igor Budan is congratulated by his pink pals after scoring in Palermo.

Team Worcester has a meeting during a match in England. I think the yellow shoes work.

Robin van Persie celebrates with sub player Thierry Henry after scoring in London. Wouldn’t you like to celebrate scoring with Robin and Thierry?

Nicolai Mueller of Mainz during a match in Germany. He needs a few pillows.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Armin edition.
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by Chexy on January 23, 2012

Andy Murray brings new meaning to the words “Australian Open.”

Andrea Mantovani (right) of Palermo gets giggly when gripped by Giulio Migliaccio (pronounced “Giulio Migliaccio”) after scoring a goal in Palermo. Do you like 8?

James Short is tackled in a very personal way by Ludovico Nitoglia. I guess this is what they mean by a “cup match.”

Nicolas Lodeiro celebrates during a match in Alkmaar, Netherlands. Wouldn’t you like to go to his Netherlands?

Robin van Persie gets a hug from Alex Chamberlain after scoring in London. What’s that you say? You’d like to see Persie shirtless? Oh, okay. Here ya go.

The Venezuelan team prepares for action… mmm hmm.

Sometimes there are things you’d rather do than play basketball. Austin Rivers of the Duke Blue Devils.

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by Chexy on January 19, 2012

Carole Cook, 84, appeared last night at the Paley Center’s screening of the Carol Channing film, “Larger Than Life.” Miss Cook is the star of such kitsch classics as “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” and “Palm Springs Weekend.” She is neither surprised nor startled. She is merely fabulous. Hair by Technicolor. Makeup by Dupont.

“West Side Story” remnant George Chakiris, 77, attempted some type of facial expression. Greek chic! This is a very convincing weave. I’m not sure if he’s about to smile or weep.

Michael Learned, 72, the mom on “The Waltons,” looked relaxed and alert, perhaps shocked, I’m not sure. Goodnight, John Boy.

Conservative Republican Connie Stevens, 73, with a spectacular lipliner fail, with some type of hair that looks like it’s been infiltrated by makeup left on a pillow. Those are not maggots, that’s part of her dress.

The effervescent Ruta Lee, star of 1954′s “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,” is giving Lithuanian glamour, and a makeup applied with more force than a “Drag Race” contestant. Don’t you just want to kiss her? She always looks like she’s chewing gum. Labas rytas!
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by Chexy on January 16, 2012
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Miralem Pjanic (pronounced “Miralem Pjanic”) at a training session in Rome. When in Rome… do the Romans.

Goran Pandev (behind) of Napoli enjoys his teammate, Gokhan Inler. (And if you’ve ever had your gokhan inlered, you know.)

Alberto Gilardino of Genoa has interesting pants.

Marco Di Vaio after throwing his shirt to someone in the stands in Bologna. The victory is ours.

Francesco Totti of AS Roma (left) hugs it out with his mates. Just like pizza… everyone wants a piece.

And some Aussie hugs Down Under for Kristian Sarkies. I thought I lost my sarkies the other day, but they were in my pocket.

Ramires of Chelsea (left) gives a squish to Juan Mata for his goal at some match of something somewhere.

And again. And finally…

Gotoku Sakai (you can say that) of Stuttgart grabs his socks at a thing in Belek, Turkey. He looks just the right height.
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by Chexy on January 4, 2012

The woman pulling along the Duchess of Alba is none other than the Duchess of Montoro, Eugenia Martinez de Irujo, who is schlepping the Duchess of Alba out of a restaurant in Madrid, while the Duke of Alba tries to make a run for it.
He was unsuccessful.
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Gabourey Sidibe as she appeared at the Giorgio Armani & The Cinema Society screening of “Albert Nobbs” last night at the Museum of Modern Art (left), and a marble bathroom wall and tub (right).
One requires reinforced floorboards.
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by Chexy on December 5, 2011

David Beckham takes an opportunity to show off his hideous tattoos in Australia.

Christian Fuchs (that’s pronounced “Christian Fuchs”) celebrates with teammate Klaas Jan Huntelaar after scoring a goal in Gelsenkirchen. I’ve seen clips of this movie.

Goekhan Toere (left) embraces Paolo Guerrero of Hamburg after making a goal against Hamburger. Sweet.

Simon Black and his muscles during a training session in Brisbane. Would you do whatever Simon says? I thought so.

Canada’s Danny Morrison, in skintight latex, after the men’s 1000 m something Speed Skating in Heerenveen, Netherlands. I’d go to the Netherlands with Danny.

Tommy Greer of the Melbourne Tigers poses for a portrait. Want to play ball with Tommy?
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Christian Fuchs always making trouble edition.

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