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Fantasia Recovers

by Chexy on August 29, 2010

Fantasia Barrino celebrated the release of her new CD, “Back to Me,” at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas last night, following a whirlwind post-suicide attempt publicity tour.

She looks happy now.

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Three Queens

by Chexy on August 26, 2010

Queen Margrethe of Denmark, Queen Sofia of Spain and “newly gay” former Bush campaign manager and RNC Chair, Ken Mehlman.

Marge and Sophie were seen at the wedding of Tatiana Blatnik (an event planner for Diane von Furstenburg) and Prince Nikolaos of Greece. Ken was seen emerging from his own personal hell.

Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

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Fantasia is a Moe

by Chexy on August 24, 2010

“Suicide” survivor Fantasia as seen at a GMA performance today, and noted Stooge Moe Howard.

So alike, and yet only one lived long enough to get a reality show.

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Twit for Tat

by Chexy on August 18, 2010

Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.

The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.

I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.

Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.

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Fleshtone Lipstick Fail: Kardashian Edition

by Chexy on August 18, 2010

While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.

Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.

This is not beauty.

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Ha Ha

by Chexy on August 10, 2010

It was all a hoax.

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Really Hot Housewife of DC

by Chexy on August 6, 2010

That hotness is Lynda Erkiletian at the premiere party for “The Real Housewives of D.C.” held at The Madison Hotel in Washington, DC.

I like how her makeup makes her facial fillers look so natural, and that dress does wonders for her shriveled arms… and is really flattering to her hips and bustline, making it unclear where anything begins and ends.

Of course she knows how to dress! She owns the top modeling agency in DC!

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Here’s the trailer for “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark… Unless You’re Married to a Scientologist.”

Suri is scarier.

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup: Just Pluck It

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Javier Hernandez of Manchester United is plucking his brows into the shape of a Nike swoosh, as seen at some game in Houston yesterday.

He’s almost there.

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SeaWorld Thinks You’re Stupid

by Chexy on July 27, 2010

Five months ago, a captive killer whale killed trainer Dawn Brancheau at SeaWorld in Orlando.

Now SeaWorld has enlisted the help of noted pothead and perennial arrestee Snoop Dogg and this captive sea lion, Clyde, to pump up attendance at their San Diego park. Oh, my nerves.

Please do not support the imprisonment of animals for amusement, or the imprisonment of Snoop Dogg for pot.

Bob Couey – SeaWorld San Diego/Getty Images

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