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What the Tux the Difference?

by Chexy on May 21, 2012

Miley Cyrus, 43, as she appeared in her Angie Dickinson Training Outfit (new from Mattel) this weekend at the Billboard awards.

Or maybe she went to Celine Dion’s garage sale and picked up this jacket from the 1999 Oscars, but not the pants.

And here’s Angie Dickinson and her hair.

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Chairman of the Checkerboard

by Chexy on May 1, 2012

These magnificent Greek Key chairs from V&M are just $6,400! On sale now — 15% off!

Wouldn’t you like to sit on one?

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Farewell, Newt

by Chexy on April 27, 2012

Oh, sad news. Newt Gingrich plans to finally get out of the Republican race for president. Yeah, he’s still in it.

It’s been wonderful having Callista Gingrich’s hair in our midst, and I will look for every opportunity to celebrate it.

God bless America.

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Kim Kardashian, Insect

by Chexy on April 16, 2012

It’s time for Kim Kardashian’s weekly half nude photo shoot (it’s for a Cosmo UK spread), as seen here above with a wig from the new Charo collection at Sears, seen here next to an insect (right).

One is horribly creepy in closeups.

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How Will I Know You? — Brad Goreski

by Chexy on April 5, 2012

Rachel Zoe spinoff Brad Goreski showed up to the Bravo upfronts wearing what appears to be a homemade suit, or a nurse’s outfit from the Maternity Ward at Cedars-Sinai. Nothing quite says style like too short and too wide pants, too short sleeves, with unfortunate cuffs and a pair of Rachel’s shoe discards.

What look is he going for? Good Humor douche? Diaper Deliveryman in WeHo? He looks like he outgrew this on the way to the event.

Just no.

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Back on Earth, Mars Not Gay

by Chexy on April 4, 2012

Bruno Mars’ rep has put a big no-no wand over rumors that the fleet-footed pop star is gay, following a CNN iReport story (since removed) declared that Bruno said he was a friend of Dorothy. Apparently, he’s just a friend of Elton John, as seen here last night at the rainforest concert at Carnegie Hall.

The Huffington Post added a gallery to their story, with the alluring invitation to “Take a look at other celebrities who’ve faced gay rumors below:” (The italics are theirs.)

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Octomom Lets It All Fall Out

by Chexy on March 27, 2012

Nadya Suleman, better known as the uterus-stretching Octomom in her new nude layout… and Fall Out boy and Ashlee Simpson discard Pete Wentz.

One is a bipolar vegetarian from Illinois.

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Kosher for Easter

by Chexy on March 20, 2012

See’s Dark Chocolate Rabbit, 4.5 ozs. $5.65, and Kosher for all of your Easter needs.

I love See’s dark chocolate. Easter is April 8th. Passover begins Saturday, April 7th, for when you’re hiding your matzoh and Easter eggs.

via See’s

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You Know You’re a Redneck if…

by Chexy on March 13, 2012

Alleged comedian and host of “Are You Smarter Than a 5th-Grader?” Jeff Foxworthy endorsed Mitt Romney yesterday during campaign stops in Alabama and Mississippi. Perfect. So you know you’re smarter than a 5th-grader if you prefer Romney over Gingrich and Santorum. But not much.

In other comic support news…

TV host and political satirist Bill Maher has pledged $1 million to a political committee that supports President Obama.

Comedy breeds strange bedfellows.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Julien David

by Chexy on February 29, 2012

A model wears a Julien David creation at the Fall/Winter 2012-2013 ready-to-wear collection in Paris, and the Nookii Mr. Tickler Reversible Male Sleeve, available on Amazon.com.

One looks like a real putz.

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