Kathy Griffin at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, and “SNL” alum Cheri Oteri.

Funny.

In what was apparently one of the most despicable and cynical efforts to garner publicity for television shows, the L.A. Sheriff’s Department has announced that there is no evidence that Natalie Wood’s death was anything other than accidental.

The alleged “reopening” of the case coincided with the CBS show “48 Hours” doing a segment on Natalie’s demise 30 years ago and Robert Wagner’s appearance on “NCIS.”

It took them 30 years to reopen the case, and six weeks to say there was nothing there. Reprehensible charade!

I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

Two new bishops were suddenly overcome by the need for a nap during an Epiphany Mass at St. Peter’s Basilica today.

Pope Benny also caught a few Zs after naming some new cardinals…

… they immediately began dishing on who would be the next Pope…

… and how a dash of white vinegar really brings up a lace undergarment, and how funny Tina Fey’s “Bossypants” is.

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For Republican whack job Michelle Bachmann, It’s back to her day job as Satan’s secretary a Minnesota Representative, after the 55-year-old neo-fascist came in 6th in the Iowa caucuses, having received a terrifying 5% of the vote. She can also go back to her husband’s counseling practice (he’s not a licensed psychologist in Minnesota), where they attempt to transform homosexuals into heteros.

This photo doesn’t help.

In a wild new biography, “Nixon’s Darkest Secrets: The Inside Story of America’s Most Troubled President,” former UPI Washington Bureau Chief Don Fulsom says that Tricky Dick liked dick, and was associated with the mob for more than 20 years before his 1968 erection, er, election, and that he had more than a “friend” relationship with associate Charles “Bebe” Rebozo.

You know this can’t be true, because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, would ever suck Nixon’s dick. It’s just not possible. Well, maybe J. Edgar Hoover. Okay, yah, Hoover.

Sylvester Stallone and his Danish wife Brigitte Nielsen (who was involved in a car accident last night) “back in the day,” and American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and his Finnish boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen, who were both arrested last night for fighting outside of a club in Finland.

What would Jackie do?

Stallone’s mother, Jackie Stallone, photographed four years ago at age 86. Most of her just turned 90.

Lady Gaga as she appeared today at Narita Airport in Tokyo, and veteran actress Sylvia Miles, 79, as she appeared recently in NYC.

It’s only a matter of time.

The Whole Foods market in L.A.’s glamorous Fairfax district is ready to serve their Jewish customers for Hanukkah. Sorta.

Fail.

(For my non-Jewish readers, one doesn’t eat matzo on Hanukkah… that’s for Passover… which is around Eastertime.)

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Alleged designer Patricia Field as seen last night at a Children of Armenia benefit in NYC, and the RL Fisher Ballroom Plaid Window Tailored Valance, 52 x 16 from SEARS.

One may cause you to jump.