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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Eckhaus Latta

by Chexy on February 13, 2012

One of the hideous outfits presented by Eckhaus Latta at their Fall 2012 show on Sunday at NYC Fashion Week, and Ethel and Lucy in their Jacques Marcel originals.

One is a total joke.

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Kobe Won’t Be Charged

by Chexy on February 8, 2012

Lakers darling Kobe Bryant won’t be charged in the matter of a church scuffle in San Diego in which a man claimed he was injured by Kobe at St. Therese of Carmel last August, when Bryant reportedly snatched the man’s cell phone from his hand, thinking he was taking pictures of the tongue-wagging ball tosser.

Kobe is not a rapist or an adulterer, and he’s not a brawler.

No photos, please.

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Reading the Comics

by Chexy on January 12, 2012

Kathy Griffin at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, and “SNL” alum Cheri Oteri.

Funny.

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Natalie Wood Case Reopening Turns Up Nothing

by Chexy on January 11, 2012

In what was apparently one of the most despicable and cynical efforts to garner publicity for television shows, the L.A. Sheriff’s Department has announced that there is no evidence that Natalie Wood’s death was anything other than accidental.

The alleged “reopening” of the case coincided with the CBS show “48 Hours” doing a segment on Natalie’s demise 30 years ago and Robert Wagner’s appearance on “NCIS.”

It took them 30 years to reopen the case, and six weeks to say there was nothing there. Reprehensible charade!

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Photo of Beyonce’s Hospital Room Released

by Chexy on January 9, 2012

I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

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Sandman Drops in at St. Peter’s

by Chexy on January 6, 2012

Two new bishops were suddenly overcome by the need for a nap during an Epiphany Mass at St. Peter’s Basilica today.

Pope Benny also caught a few Zs after naming some new cardinals…

… they immediately began dishing on who would be the next Pope…

… and how a dash of white vinegar really brings up a lace undergarment, and how funny Tina Fey’s “Bossypants” is.

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Michelle Bachmann, Loser

by Chexy on January 4, 2012

For Republican whack job Michelle Bachmann, It’s back to her day job as Satan’s secretary a Minnesota Representative, after the 55-year-old neo-fascist came in 6th in the Iowa caucuses, having received a terrifying 5% of the vote. She can also go back to her husband’s counseling practice (he’s not a licensed psychologist in Minnesota), where they attempt to transform homosexuals into heteros.

This photo doesn’t help.

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New Book Claims Nixon Was Gay

by Chexy on December 30, 2011

In a wild new biography, “Nixon’s Darkest Secrets: The Inside Story of America’s Most Troubled President,” former UPI Washington Bureau Chief Don Fulsom says that Tricky Dick liked dick, and was associated with the mob for more than 20 years before his 1968 erection, er, election, and that he had more than a “friend” relationship with associate Charles “Bebe” Rebozo.

You know this can’t be true, because nobody, and I mean NOBODY, would ever suck Nixon’s dick. It’s just not possible. Well, maybe J. Edgar Hoover. Okay, yah, Hoover.

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A Norse is a Norse

by Chexy on December 22, 2011

Sylvester Stallone and his Danish wife Brigitte Nielsen (who was involved in a car accident last night) “back in the day,” and American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and his Finnish boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen, who were both arrested last night for fighting outside of a club in Finland.

What would Jackie do?

Stallone’s mother, Jackie Stallone, photographed four years ago at age 86. Most of her just turned 90.

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Lady Gaga Puts on Some Miles

by Chexy on December 20, 2011

Lady Gaga as she appeared today at Narita Airport in Tokyo, and veteran actress Sylvia Miles, 79, as she appeared recently in NYC.

It’s only a matter of time.

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