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world affairs

Navy SEALs Sent in to Rescue Republican Party

by Chexy on January 25, 2012

A team of Navy SEALs, credited with killing Osama Bin Laden at a surprise party last year, and with the recent daring rescue of two hostages in Somalia, were sent to Florida to try to save the Republican party from themselves.

One SEAL, who insisted on anonymity, said, “We went in to save them, but they’re a determined bunch. They insist on having Newt Gingrich lead them. There’s only so much we can do.”

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Obama Reelection Poster

by Chexy on January 16, 2012

My idea for the Obama reelection campaign poster.

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Moammar Gaddafi Dead

by Chexy on October 20, 2011

Just in time for Halloween!

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Camilla: The Vision Has a Vision

by Chexy on October 4, 2011

That vision of loveliness and good in the world (I didn’t say which world), Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, wore her Annie Oakley getup (again) to the DecAid Light for Life Ceremony at Salisbury Cathedral to mark the 10th anniversary of the conflict in Afghanistan.

And it looks like she’s made a new friend.

I’m sure that Camilla is almost ready for beatification. If she plays her royal cards right, it could be in the next twenty minutes.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on April 30, 2011

Mae West.

Mae Questel.

Mai Britt.

May 1945.

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Camilla: Take Me to the Kasbah!

by Chexy on April 5, 2011

It looks more like “Take me to the cash bar,” but there you have it — Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Chuck visiting the Kasbah Des Oudayas in Morocco today.

Camilla looks like she’s almost ready for the runway (on RuPaul’s Drag Race) with her hair having a fit in a dust storm. Chuck, meanwhile, manages to have a better hairspray.

I like this pale lime color on Camilla… with that smile… she looks ready for the Easter Bunny!

Chris Jackson/Getty

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Camilla Lands in Lisbon

by Chexy on March 28, 2011

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, and Prince Chuck arrived to Portugal for a little pre-spring getaway from all the wedding to-do back home, and as you can see, Camilla looks fabulous… through a quarter-inch of wet vinyl.

Camilla is wearing one of her old nursing uniforms from WWII, which really shows off her figure.

Chris Jackson/Getty

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Mo and Shemp

by Chexy on February 22, 2011

Besieged Libyan leader Mohammar Gadhafi at a UN appearance last year, and tormented stooge Shemp Howard.

So alike, and yet only one pretended to be an idiot.

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Cairo Spring

by Chexy on February 3, 2011

Unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (left), and Punxatawney Phil (right), as seen Wednesday in Pennsylvania.

Only one didn’t see his shadow yesterday and crawled back into a hole.

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Egyptian Protests

by Chexy on January 31, 2011

Crowds gathered in Egypt’s Tahrir Square on Friday to protest the Mubarek government. Below, crowds gathered in West Hollywood’s Beverly Center on Black Friday.