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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on July 10, 2010

Margaret Hamilton… and her unusual friends, including Percy, who seems highly suspicious. Then there’s the handyperson of questionable sexuality. And Cora was a little bossy.

Billie Burke… only bad witches are ugly. Good witches give you nice shoes. Angela Lansbury narrates. My, people come and go quickly around here.

The original Lady Ga Ga… Garland. Judy… with Irv Kupcinet in 1967… talking about her homosexual “audience.” She had about a year and a half to live. Irv should have asked her to sing.

And some interesting tidbits… Ray Bolger speaks with his Massachusetts lilt. And thanks for watching Chexy’s Saturday Matinee! Always free! No popcorn, because it’s vile!

For Kevins everywhere.

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Three Weeping Women

by Chexy on July 6, 2010

Three starlets, 2006.

And later.

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Streets in Beverly Hills were cleared to make way for Lindsay Lohan’s lips to enter a courtroom there this morning, where she’s getting millions of dollars worth of free publicity while they determine if she violated her probation.

Several bystanders were injured as her upper lip pushed past a metal detector. One paparazzo was knocked unconscious when Lohan swooped past him. Charges have not yet been filed.

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If I Could Only Remember My Name

by Chexy on June 28, 2010

Folk rock zaydeh David Crosby, 68, as seen backstage at a concert in London this weekend, and annoyed diabetes supplies pitchman Wilford Brimley.

So alike, and yet only one donated sperm to father Melissa Etheridge’s ex-partner’s baby.

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Gary Coleman in Coma in Provo Hospital

by Chexy on May 28, 2010


He survived two kidney transplants and being that close to Nancy Reagan’s hair, but it’s not looking good for Arnold, who like most of the residents of Utah, is unconscious.

UPDATE: Coleman went to that great sitcom in the sky today. Read his obit here.


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Heather Mills’ Leg is Potential Threat

by Chexy on March 16, 2010


Britain’s most unpopular amputee, former Beatle wife Heather Mills, was stopped at Heathrow Airport when her artificial leg required swabbing for explosives. There were none.

Heather has reportedly blown through the nearly $100 million settlement from her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney.

Adding insult to motorcycle injury, she was denied admission to Heathrow’s First Class lounge.

She could sue, but she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

Try the veal.

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Woe is Weave

by Chexy on February 24, 2010


Miss Whitney Houston gets caught up in her weave during a concert in Sydney.

Critics panned her opening night, and fans walked out during her 50-minute gospel segment.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on February 20, 2010


Oh, I’m in the mood for some implosions. Here’s most of Old Las Vegas going down.

I’d like to see some more, wouldn’t you?



How about 50 more?

Joni Mitchell, from 1970, with “Big Yellow Taxi.”

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Would You Trust This Woman?

by Chexy on January 21, 2010


Does this skank-eye look familiar?

That’s animal activist and Paul McCartney soaker Heather Mills, attempting a terribly misguided pixie ‘do at the National Television Awards at the O2 Arena in London.

Don’t stare at this picture too long, I can’t be responsible for retinal damage.

Dave M. Benett/Getty Images

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Nicole Richie Hospitalized

by Chexy on November 18, 2009


Nicole Richie was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital today, where doctors found her emaciated, suffering from pneumonia and entirely bereft of talent.

Like all food, she turned down the hospital’s as well. She is expected to survive. I, however, may not.

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