Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, did the weather forecast in Scotland late last week, and I’ve just gotten the video. Well, I’ve had it, but I’ve been watching it at home, quietly, at night.
Wearing a maternity trenchcoat with varicose vein blue piping, Cam did a rather unspritely jaunt through the forecast, but I had trouble listening to anything she was saying, being so distracted by her gorgeousness!
Everyone wonders what Betty keeps in her handbag… and it’s no secret.
Her Launer handbag contains reading glasses, mints, a fountain pen and a small mirror and lipstick, and a hankie… and she does look minty fresh today in that Crest toothpaste color!
This was Betty today at Slaters Terrace Wharf, Burnley, where she rode a barge down the canal as part of her Diamond Jubilee celebration. Can you spot her in the above photo?! That’s Phil in the flasher’s raincoat.
Billy Slater of the Maroons helps you with your diet. Thanks, Billy.
Chan Sung “The Korean Zombie” Jung attempts to secure a triangle choke submission against Dustin Poirier in bout in Fairfax, VA. I call it something else.
And one for the girls… Billie Jean King (right) cozies up to the Phillie Phanatic before tossing out the first pitch on Tuesday.
Jan Vertonghen (it means ‘Put your tongue in’) of Amsterdam tosses his shirt to a fan. Dayum!
Justin Sellers of the Dodgers (legs in air) makes a catch and tumbles into the stands in the 9th inning — for the second out. You can see he’s a great catcher.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Hump Day edition.
Medicated and revived superstar Britney Spears as she appeared yesterday in her debut as the new Paula Abdul on “X-Factor,” and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” winner Sharon Needles as she appeared as runner-up Chad Michaels doing Cher.
One is known for giving performances as the undead.
Betty’s been busy bustling through Bromley as part of her Diamond Jubilee tour. Wearing one of her giant birthday cake hats which appears to be eating her, and the Pearl Quatrefoil Brooch, Her Majesty looked beautifully tweedy and mildly annoyed.
The fondant ribbon on her bonnet appears to have escaped from a baby shower gift. Betty’s blush has that kiss of spring, with her lipstick giving her that ever so slight diabolic look.